What do you do after having Sex?

[public school boy]

1 Phone the wife and tell her that you are on your way home.
2 Pay the girl £50.00 and thank her very much.
3 Feed the guide Dog
4 beg your Sister/ Brother not to tell your parents
5 Give your conquest a bag of sweets

Any additions?

 

[daveinprague]

Go to sleep like any other normal man.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Dump the body

 

[Braders]

Turn the Laptop off

 

[The Large One]

Let the air out.

 

[Stoo82]

Have a wank.

 

[Don Quixote]

Turn myself in.

 

[thebazillionaire]

put the chicken back in the fridge

 

[BHAFC4EVER]

Put the whips, chains and furry handcuffs away.

 

[Steve Foster]

get the wife to make me a cup of tea

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

tell Dad it's his turn

 

[magoo]

£50!!!

where do you go??

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Wipe it on the curtain.

 

[KneeOn]

Put it back in its cage.

 

[The Wookiee]

Have a cigerette (I smoke 20 a day !!!!)

 

[Laughing Gravy]

Wake up

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Drop her back off at school and tell her to quit crying

 

[Icy Gull]

Lock the cellar door on the way out

 

[magoo]

Put the blanket back over the body.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Put the blanket back over the body.

That's just inconsiderate, I always remember to put them back in their grave too.