[Help] What do you buy your middle aged mates for their birthday

[jackanada]

Nerf gun. And get yourself one too.
As a bonus you'll have lots more time to play after your respective wives leave.

 

[Justice]

Nerf gun. And get yourself one too.
As a bonus you'll have lots more time to play after your respective wives leave.

Got one last Christmas the family had great fun shooting Christmas Cards off the mantelpiece.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Nothing! f*** 'em...

So once again, @Questions suggestion but saving the cost of a brothel.