What did you want to be, when you grew up.

[Stat Brother]

I realise this does require a huge leap of faith for most of us, but for the purposes of this thread lets assume we are all adults!

This comes from Stat jnr (aged 6) declaring, this evening:-

'When I grow up I want to be a Knight, or in the Army, or a Storm Tropper, or a gardener'.

Bless him, it was made all the more amusing by his, thunderous, cart-horse, of a little sister saying, 'I want to be a ballerina'.

 

[Bob!]

I wanted to be a quality control tester in a Bourbon biscuit factory

 

[public school boy]

A Nazi

 

[tonymgc]

A fighter pilot or England manager

 

[hitony]

An administrator on a Football related message board, so I could stop people starting stupid threads...............................

 

[tubaman]

I didn't realise that I would grow up

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

an utter bell-end living in Hove posting drivel on a message board about inane inconsequential shite that no-one is interested in.

The good news is if i can move from t wells to hove then Im pretty much there.

 

[Stat Brother]

An administrator on a Football related message board, so I could stop people starting stupid threads...............................

Ooooh well someone opened the door and let in Mr Grumpy Pants, this evening.

 

[Taybha]

a welsh farmer

 

[hitony]

Ooooh well someone opened the door and let in Mr Grumpy Pants, this evening.

Please see your PMs and note the time of it

 

[Gully]

Taller.

 

[Blackadder]

As a nine year old, I wanted to be..................



..a fireman (or fire fighter as they are known today)

 

[Braders]

a footballer or a computer games tester

after many hours looking at code and going through games again and again I don't want to be a computer games tester anymore..

 

[Barrel of Fun]

An actor and I am about to throw myself back into the world of theatre. To be bold is to accomplish...

 

[hart's shirt]

Aroused.

 

[severnside gull]

Peter Pan

 

[Durlston]

A porn star.

 

[rocker959]

A Durex Tester

 

[Seagull Steve]

A formula 1 driver, but that's going to be impossible, as there is nowhere in the car to display my blue badge.

 

[Superphil]

A fighter pilot, or a rock star, or a footballer, or a farmer.

Damn colourblindness screwed me up on the first one, being a rockstar is really difficult, football is for people with more ability than me and farms smell.