what are your neighbours like?

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Feel sorry for my neighbours. They hear me grunting and sweating like a pig most nights.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Feel sorry for my neighbours. They hear me grunting and sweating like a pig most nights.

Or snoring like a dinosaur being sick?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

My neighbours used to be horses, but now they're a happy family of Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pigs. I'm hoping it's a temporary arrangement.

I have to wonder how a horse turns into a vietnamese Pot Bellied Pig, and potentially back again. That's some weird shit you're smoking.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

.....

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

No she really is bothered and she say's its embarresing.

and it's taken her all this time, all the disputes and an asbo to work that out? Sorry mate, I have experienced this sort of anti-social behaviour and it's not your sister I feel sorry for it's her neighbours and the impact it has had on them.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

My neighbours are great one side has kids same age as ours and pretty much share gardens throughout the Summer and the other side is an elderly couple who spend the Summers out of Sussex ... good job!

 

[tonymgc]

One side is vacant at the moment the other side is a really loud South African family

 

[Brovion]

Our neighbours are great, in fact WE'RE the ones from hell! We've got barking dogs and a son who plays the drums and is a DJ who likes to practise his set with the volume up and the windows open.

 

[pasty]

Apart from the fact that their chickens wake me up too early on Sunday mornings, our neighbours are fine.

 

[Chesney Christ]

They're lesbians.

Yes, really.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Next home game could be fun. I'm going to sit next to you and SHOUT into your ear so you know how your sisters neighbours feel.

 

[Arthur]

Compared to some of the stories on here mine sound fine.

The fella below has a dial-a-bride and they have some great arguments and she occasionally plays her ting tong music a little loud.

The couple upstairs are quite clearly mental, well at least one of them is. They'll hoover at least 7 or 8 times a day. It's quite annoying at the weekend because they kick off at 7:30am.

I don't think either of them ever go out either, they are always in.

 

[Sheebo]

My neighbour shouted at me in Jan to reduce the size of the 7ft snowman myself and other neighbours had built as it was 'obstructing his view'. The snowman was about 8 metres away from his flat and the worst thing is he also lives on the FIRST floor - ie a fair bit in the Sky - The only view it obstructed was about 1 metre of car park! This same bloke also rumages in the industrial bins to cut down cardboard boxes etc and goes to check every single day if anyone's in his allocated parking place - he does not drive or own a car! You couldn't make up a character like him.

 

[Sheebo]

Compared to some of the stories on here mine sound fine.

The fella below has a dial-a-bride and they have some great arguments and she occasionally plays her ting tong music a little loud.

The couple upstairs are quite clearly mental, well at least one of them is. They'll hoover at least 7 or 8 times a day. It's quite annoying at the weekend because they kick off at 7:30am.

I don't think either of them ever go out either, they are always in.

Please say Hi to Mum and Dad plus Uncle Steve and Aunty Ting tong

 

[bhaexpress]

My neighbours used to be horses, but now they're a happy family of Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pigs. I'm hoping it's a temporary arrangement.

That must be the last straw.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

That must be the last straw.

It's just pie in the sty!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Not a lot of love going on in The Argus comments section to your Sister mate, there are some mighty keyboard warriors out in them there hills!

 

[Marc1901]

Not a lot of love going on in The Argus comments section to your Sister mate, there are some mighty keyboard warriors out in them there hills!

That's what i was thinking but not much you can do

 

[Marc1901]

Next home game could be fun. I'm going to sit next to you and SHOUT into your ear so you know how your sisters neighbours feel.

Shut up dickhead.

 

[pasty]

Not a lot of love going on in The Argus comments section to your Sister mate, there are some mighty keyboard warriors out in them there hills!

Just been reading the comments. Could someone translate this into English for me please...

i no nic an shes SAFE all u jus slatin her yh u dunno wat ur on, all this well off key music neva bin tha bad yh jus ppl complaning 4 nuttin cos got nuttin betta 2 do, losers. nics a gd mum an gd person she got enuff 2 deal wit witout al this she bin 2 court got her sentence SOOOOOO jus do 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYL!!!!