deliberatelyobscurechoiceville
thankyouverymucheasyjettown
bridgetjoneseurominibreakburg
iwenttravelleingduringgapyearland
dullandpredictableplaceinthestatescity
brighton (not even a f***ing city except in the deluded minds of lefty councillors and self appointed cultural spokes'people' for the town)
*snigger*