One dog - a blue roan cocker spaniel called Ellie. Total fruitcake who obsesses over inanimate objects such as hairdryers, drills, printers, scanners, radiator pipes etc. Here's a pic of her guarding a sander during a recent bout of DIY.
There is a house cat who has adopted loads of neurotic behaviour after living in a house with a depressed/depressive couple who argued all the time. She has odd behaviours such as, even though she knows where the food bowl is and it's full she won't eat unless I follow her up to the bowl and watch her eat. Other stuff as well.
Personally I can take or leave cats. Would much rather a dog. But she's not my cat so can't do anything about it.
I have two collie pups set aside from a litter yet to be born. They will be called Jester and Merlin and all being well I will be taking them in the New Year. Cannot wait.