What Are You NSC's Expert On?

[Eeyore]

The options and times for public transport. I often get ribbed about it, and then folk come to me privately and ask for help....

Oh, and Sussex walks. But then I've bored the nipples off you all with those already.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Oh, and Sussex walks. But then I've bored the nipples off you all with those already.

Any good dog walks you can recommend nearish to Worthing?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Kitchen appliance repairs

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

CMS's Hairstyle. I have roughly the same, except about 30 years older.

And I guess interest in the topic might be on the decrease now, if not non-existent.......

edit - and possibly 19th Century French Literature.

 

[Triggaaar]

Pedantry

Pedantry.

 

[Dave the OAP]

ITIL Change Management.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes it is as crashingly boring as it sounds.

Anyone looking for an experienced change manager around the sussex area, I am your dull boring man.

 

[Meade's Ball]

The life and times of Walter Behuggle, a man i have been stalking quite quietly for the last 18 years. He's allergic to peas, even boiled ones, and he has a thorough dislike for his half-brother, Steve, who is a last-word-hog and always makes out their father has a lesser like for Walter. This may be true, but as even half-brothers, there should be enough care in Steve to not have to club Walter with this generally tacit fact. Alright Steve, you have more in common now with the fishing and the admiration for sea horses, but that doesn't mean that papa doesn't love them equally. I can sense the weight of the sinking feeling in Walter's heart when he opens one of Steve's photo-heavy emails.

 

[Titanic]

Anyone else out there building a Hauptwerk organ project? No, I thought not

 

[AmexRuislip]

Me too.

South coast fingering champion for the last 4 years running.

Did you used to work for the Yellow Pages?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Sussex Tiddly Winks Champion, only using drain cover lids

 

[British Bulldog]

I know a bit about a few things but I'm not sure I qualify as an expert in anything.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

The life and times of Walter Behuggle, a man i have been stalking quite quietly for the last 18 years. He's allergic to peas, even boiled ones, and he has a thorough dislike for his half-brother, Steve, who is a last-word-hog and always makes out their father has a lesser like for Walter. This may be true, but as even half-brothers, there should be enough care in Steve to not have to club Walter with this generally tacit fact. Alright Steve, you have more in common now with the fishing and the admiration for sea horses, but that doesn't mean that papa doesn't love them equally. I can sense the weight of the sinking feeling in Walter's heart when he opens one of Steve's photo-heavy emails.

Hello Walter!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Millets anoraks 15.99 to 18.99

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Selling races at Wolverhampton and Southwell.

Have you sold many?

 

[goldstone68]

Fiddling (time sheets and expenses that is)

 

[sir albion]

Sucking big nobs

 

[El Presidente]

How to earn, and then donate a small fortune to 2 ex wives

I may wish to challenge you on that!

1970's European Pornography

FFP

The Viz Profanisaurus

 

[Ernest]

People who think they're EXPERTS on a subject aren't as they wouldn't say they were an EXPERT if they were , they only say they're an EXPERT if they're not such as someone saying they're an EXPERT on Spanish football when all it means is they look at a FEW websites and GLEAN someone elses knowledge

 

[Husty]

Sex

 

[Dan Aitch]

I'd like to say sports photography but I'm not as good as I'd like to think.

I'll say being a miserable bugger, instead. That and not reading threads properly before leaping in with ill-informed comment.