What are the banks NOT to blame for?

[Was not Was]

In another thread, I've been accused of blaming the banks for EVERYTHING. This is nonsense, and to prove it I'd like NSC to build a definitive list of stuff the banks are not to blame for.

Remember, the more you add to this list, the more the bankers are OFF THE HOOK, which can only be a good thing for the economy.

I'll start the ball rolling with ...

The banks are not to blame for Charlie Brooker's SHIT haircut.

 

[Braders]

The Sunshine , The Moonlight ...

 

[Buzzer]

1995, the poshest bar in Sandton, Johannesburg. Someone was sick all over Rebecca, senior partner's PA whilst drunkenly chatting her up. That was me.

 

[Martinf]

They are not to blame for the fact that the Giant Redwood is older than Islam

 

[PFJ]

The aqueducts

 

[User removed 4]

1995, the poshest bar in Sandton, Johannesburg. Someone was sick all over Rebecca, senior partner's PA whilst drunkenly chatting her up. That was me.

poshest bar in the poshest suburb eh ? ever heard of a sandton kugel ?

 

[Colossal Squid]

Morning wood

 

[Buzzer]

poshest bar in the poshest suburb eh ? ever heard of a sandton kugel ?

My aunt was one.

 

[drew]

They are not responsible for Lua Lua's injury

 

[Was not Was]

I was going to add 'Harry Redknapp's wheeler-dealing', but maybe Edna can confirm that the banks are not at fault and that 'Arry is solely to blame

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

sand

 

[PFJ]

The Romans

 

[Jonno]

for me pissing all over the seat

 

[Giraffe]

Women talking all the time about a load of shite.

 

[severnside gull]

Morning wood

not necessarily true I'm afraid


if you were a banker waking from a dream of bonuses and untold wealth............

 

[Brightonfan1983]

The Sunshine , The Moonlight ...

 

[Brightonfan1983]

I fell up the stairs this morning and stubbed my thumb. Despite the boss of Barclays taking home over 8 mill last year, my clumsiness was pretty much my own responsibility.

 

[Seagulltonian]

The Amex, thank goodness

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The banks are the men who will not be blamed for nothing...........

 

[Gully]

Beef and lamb being removed from the menu at Forest Green Rovers.