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What are the banks NOT to blame for?



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,416
Location Location
Reluctantly, I have to admit that the banks are not responsible for my inability to tie a satisfactory Windsor knot.
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
they were not responsible for the fact that i failed to correctly cook a pizza last sunday night, which then resulted in me coming very close to an illegal download situation at aroudn 5am on monday morning
 


Poyetry In Motion

Pooetry Motions
Feb 26, 2009
3,556
6.61 miles from the Amex
They are not responsible for me getting 7, yes that's 7, punctures in my mountain bike inner tube last Tuesday :(
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
the absolute SCENE is that trying to get out of huish park
 






glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
my cats being sick then expecting me to clean it up...............thats about all though
 


fork me

I have changed this
Oct 22, 2003
2,147
Gate 3, Limassol, Cyprus
They're not responsible for me being really really pissed tonight. Indeed, if they had their way, I'd have no money and be sober as a judge.

Mind you, I've met some pretty pissed judges in my time...
 




fork me

I have changed this
Oct 22, 2003
2,147
Gate 3, Limassol, Cyprus
The baggage retrieval system at Heathrow?

Indeed, maybe even the whole song:

I'm so worried about what's hapenin' today, in the middle east, you know
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow
I'm so worried about the fashions today, I don't think they're good for your feet
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat

I'm so worried about what's happenin' today, you know
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow
I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world today
And I'm so worried about bein' so full of doubt about everything, anyway

I'm so worried about modern technology
I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea
I'm so worried about it, worried about it, worried, worried, worried

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong
I'm so worried about whether people like this song
I'm so worried about this very next verse, it isn't the best that I've got
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I should just stop

I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped
And I'm worried about, it's the sort of thing I ought to know
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow
 


upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
NSC Patron
Jan 22, 2009
8,887
Woodingdean
The banks aren't responsible for the twelve teeth I had taken out on Thursday meaning I am not going to today's game, the blame for that is solely the butcher (dentist) who removed my bottom wisdom teeth when I was 10 - resulting in a 3 week hospital stay and a massive phobia of dentists. And yes it hurt like f***
 


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