[Albion] West London melts!

[Justice]

In 1979 I bought a flick knife, Mr Clarke saw it cool as you like said, “you can’t have that” and confiscated it. That was the end of it.

It would be an international incident nowadays.

On a youth club trip to France we all purchased CS gas canisters and got them home.
A small squirt would empty a large room of people. I kept mine for ages and gave it to my now wife 30 years ago for rape protection.
She then sold it to her auntie for £100 only years later did I find that out

 

[aolstudios]

Yep. Absolute cretins. Offering people out, and screaming abuse. A very defensive and weird rendition of Champions of Europe you'll never sing that. Screamed at grannies and kids in a queue. Such a strangely inoffensive chant to recieve that one. Like being mocked because you're statistically unlikely to ever own a Bugatti.

They just look like troglodytes.

Look like?

 

[aolstudios]

I really f***ing detest that club. Just everything about it is awful.

I would far, far rather go for a beer and talk football with a Palace fan than a Chelsea fan. They are literally everything that is wrong with football.

This ^

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Where was our Stone Island clad Yoofs when you need them

South stand?

 

[Justice]

Ha, watching the Birmingham match in the concourse my daughter asked about the next rounds who plays in the FA cup etc etc, I explained all the English clubs, league, non league and a couple of welsh clubs etc, etc…
She enquired why are Birmingham in the cup then, turns out my 15 year old daughter thinks Birmingham is in Scotland…

She takes F’kn geography
Varndean…..

School didn’t teach me all the locations of towns and Cities through out the UK following the Albion away did. If you didn’t much care for a map and had no football interest we may have been the same.

 

[El Presidente]

On a youth club trip to France we all purchased CS gas canisters and got them home.
A small squirt would empty a large room of people. I kept mine for ages and gave it to my now wife 30 years ago for rape protection.
She then sold it to her auntie for £100 only years later did I find that out

Guppy can probably offer to sell you one from his extensive arsenal of weapons

 

[AK74]

At least we made it to Dieppe and filled our boots with French bangers which were actually Chinese

It was also possible to purchase a pack of playing cards with some very exotic ‘continental’ pictures printed on them. My tender teenage eyes were exposed to things I hadn’t previously considered.

 

[Gazwag]

100 per cent this and I will quote the “Chelsea supporter “ at my work after last seasons home game, me have you ever been to the bridge ? “No”, “but I watch all the games on tv” me I bet you can’t even point to where Chelsea is on the map of the uk, so what’s the nearest city to Chelsea ? “Leeds it’s near Leeds”

To be fair Stamford Bridge, where King Harold beat the Vikings before he marched down to catch an arrow in his eye at the William the Conquerer match is in Yorkshire

 

[GoldstoneVintage]

In 1979 I bought a flick knife, Mr Clarke saw it cool as you like said, “you can’t have that” and confiscated it. That was the end of it.

It would be an international incident nowadays.

'Mr Clarke' - which school? My old headteacher was Mr Clarke.

 

[Eeyore]

At least we made it to Dieppe and filled our boots with French bangers which were actually Chinese

Yes, I bought some of those on the DIeppe trip in 1982. We were all searched and they found mine in my Bramley Apple Pie box. I remember my teacher saying 'I would have expected better of you'. I took it to be a reference to my normal good character, but she probably meant that the French playing cards were more a likely find.

 

[Commander]

Bit of a sweeping generalisation that

I’ve met some pond life Chelsea fans, I’ve also met some really top fellas. Can replace Brighton with Chelsea in that sentence too.

My brother in law and best mate and my nephew support Chelsea.

****s.

(When it comes to football, not in anything else).

 

[Jack Straw]

Yes, I bought some of those on the DIeppe trip in 1982. We were all searched and they found mine in my Bramley Apple Pie box. I remember my teacher saying 'I would have expected better of you'. I took it to be a reference to my normal good character, but she probably meant that the French playing cards were more a likely find.

Yes. Bramley Apple Pies were also frowned upon during my school days.

 

[Mr Bridger]

There is also Astrid, although I believe she's from Portsmouth originally.

Of course she is.

Can’t work out if your referring to her being a twat who doesn’t support her local team or that she’s seen plenty of seaman in her time

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

'Mr Clarke' - which school? My old headteacher was Mr Clarke.

Moulsecoombe Middle

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Can’t work out if your referring to her being a twat who doesn’t support her local team or that she’s seen plenty of seaman in her time

You know when you read something then wish you hadn’t?

 

[GoldstoneVintage]

Moulsecoombe Middle

Thanks, not my Mr Clarke then. I grew up in Eastbourne.

 

[GT49er]

100 per cent this and I will quote the “Chelsea supporter “ at my work after last seasons home game, me have you ever been to the bridge ? “No”, “but I watch all the games on tv” me I bet you can’t even point to where Chelsea is on the map of the uk, so what’s the nearest city to Chelsea ? “Leeds it’s near Leeds”

Agree - but maybe draw the line at one of those spotty teens in balaclavas!

 

[barbus_max bhafc]

They’re just a bunch of coked up twats, all mouth and nothing else. They can just fk off back to their joke of a ground that’s falling down. Look forward to seeing the melts again on Fri with hopefully the same result

 

[Happy Exile]

One of the admirable things about Tony’s algorithm is that he knew he could sell an unprecedented 6000 tickets to away fans and it’d make zero difference in giving them any advantage because they’d be the quietest away fans at the Amex for years.

 

[Alfagull]

Saw a couple of fat knuckle draggers shoving a bloke in the mill road queue, once everyone hurled abuse at them they walked off.
2 minutes later some coked up, Burberry clad chav walks past asking if our boyfriend knows we're here and all the other hilarious, never been heard before homophobic tripe.
They're the wankiest fans in the league, proper thick Danny Dyer wannabes.

The Burberry one was probably part of the group that jumped the queue and got on a Mill Road bus. When we got to Mill Road they asked how to get to Brighton and get a train back to London. As they ignored the suggestion to get off and go via Patcham we let them enjoy the ride to the top!