[Albion] West London melts!

[SouthSaxon]

Ha, watching the Birmingham match in the concourse my daughter asked about the next rounds who plays in the FA cup etc etc, I explained all the English clubs, league, non league and a couple of welsh clubs etc, etc…
She enquired why are Birmingham in the cup then, turns out my 15 year old daughter thinks Birmingham is in Scotland…

She takes F’kn geography
Varndean…..

Years ago, I worked with a lad who thought Sunderland was a foreign country. At the time, we mocked him mercilessly but with hindsight he might have had a point.

 

[BN9 BHA]

That’s the problem she is, she’s been to Iceland, America, Belize, Thailand, Japan, all over Europe, we have visited family here from Manchester, Cumbria too the Channel Islands etc….

I’ve heard that school does some decent trips. Furthest I went was The Roman Palace in West Sussex

 

[Oh_aye]

It's a lovely little poem really. Should be called 'The 5 stages of grief'

 

[Oh_aye]

Bit of a sweeping generalisation that

I’ve met some pond life Chelsea fans, I’ve also met some really top fellas. Can replace Brighton with Chelsea in that sentence too.

Of course it is but that's how you judge a fan base. You can always find individual fans of clubs who are alright.

But it's how they turn up en mass one the night which shows their character. And they are always repulsive.

Leeds are the same.

 

[El Presidente]

On the plus side, Brighton drug dealers reported record sales of low grade coke last night.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Said the man from Nairobi.

 

[huzzah]

Lots of noise in the train queue not a peep out of 6k of them in the stadium very odd chavvy fans. Billion pound bottle jobs

1.4 Billion

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I really f***ing detest that club. Just everything about it is awful.

I would far, far rather go for a beer and talk football with a Palace fan than a Chelsea fan. They are literally everything that is wrong with football.

I may have just had a rant on this very subject on the other Chelsea fans thread

 

[huzzah]

Saw a couple of fat knuckle draggers shoving a bloke in the mill road queue, once everyone hurled abuse at them they walked off.
2 minutes later some coked up, Burberry clad chav walks past asking if our boyfriend knows we're here and all the other hilarious, never been heard before homophobic tripe.
They're the wankiest fans in the league, proper thick Danny Dyer wannabes.

that's unfair on Danny Dyer, he's off blowing bubbles, or whatever Hammers do during FA Cup weekends.

 

[Springal]

I don’t think VAR would have over ruled anyway would it ? They don’t in the build up, only if it’s the person that scores

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I recall a ‘celeb’ from Essex not knowing where Suffolk was. When it comes to Geography, youngsters are as think as mince.

Pretty sure if you asked Cole Palmer the same question, he'd struggle.

Fabulous footballer: thicker than a whale omelette.

 

[Milano]

I really f***ing detest that club. Just everything about it is awful.

I would far, far rather go for a beer and talk football with a Palace fan than a Chelsea fan. They are literally everything that is wrong with football.

All of this.

 

[Gabbiano]

My youngest niece is the same been all over the world and ask her what country shes currently in she wouldn’t have a clue

Probably as simple an answer as, she got it confused with Glasgow.

 

[W3D]

100 per cent this and I will quote the “Chelsea supporter “ at my work after last seasons home game, me have you ever been to the bridge ? “No”, “but I watch all the games on tv” me I bet you can’t even point to where Chelsea is on the map of the uk, so what’s the nearest city to Chelsea ? “Leeds it’s near Leeds”

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

On the plus side, Brighton drug dealers reported record sales of low grade coke last night.

Sales of flat caps in the Crawley are also ‘peaked’ earlier in the week

 

[METALMICKY]

I'm quite sure we have our own idiots and by curious experience they always seem to come out in force at Fulham away. However, last night their young brigade of pissed up yoof were out in force.

Pre match about 30 mins before kick off I followed a bunch of them round the back of the West Stand. At each entrance to the stadium they stopped and launched into a chorus along the lines of " wankers in the West 1 " entrance etc. And all this to largely families queuing to get in.

 

[Justice]

I’ve heard that school does some decent trips. Furthest I went was The Roman Palace in West Sussex

At least we made it to Dieppe and filled our boots with French bangers which were actually Chinese

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

At least we made it to Dieppe and filled our boots with French bangers which were actually Chinese

In 1979 I bought a flick knife, Mr Clarke saw it cool as you like said, “you can’t have that” and confiscated it. That was the end of it.

It would be an international incident nowadays.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

There is also Astrid, although I believe she's from Portsmouth originally.

Of course she is.

 

[brighton_tom]

I don’t think VAR would have over ruled anyway would it ? They don’t in the build up, only if it’s the person that scores

Yeah i dont think VAR would have disallowed that goal. The 'handball' was in the build up and completely accidental anyway.