"We'll Never Play You Again..."

[Southstandseagullsfan]

Will they let john twat westwood's bell into the ground

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Paid for your tickets
We hope you paid for your tickets
Paid for your tickets
We hope you paid for your tickets"

"We pay all our taxes
We pay all our taxes
La la la la
La la la la"

"It should have been more
It should have been more
The ten point deduction
It should have been more"

"Oh when the cheats
Oh when the cheats
Oh when the cheats go to League One
I wanna be
In that number
Oh when the cheats go to League One"

"Harry Redknapp screwed you up
Screwed you up
Screwed you up
Harry Redknapp screwed you up
We love Harry" **


**You may wish to insert a choicer verb than "screwed", but I couldn't possibly use that sort of language

 

[Peter Grummit]

Harry and Jim
They robbed you blind
Harry and Jim
But they don't mind
Harry and Jim
Cos they're long gone
Harry and Jim
Let's all sing along
(repeat ad infinitum to sound of ding dong bell)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
You're going to the BSP
Que sera sera

 

[Storer 68]

Harry and Jim
They robbed you blind
Harry and Jim
But they don't mind
Harry and Jim
Cos they're long gone
Harry and Jim
Let's all sing along
(repeat ad infinitum to sound of ding dong bell)

Now THAT I like!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

They've signed another player on loan today, by the way, for all those deeply concerned about their poor, suffering fans.

 

[Alan P]

Nice easy one;
To madness "Your an embarrassment"

Pompey, your an embarrassment
Pompey, a living endorsement. over and over and over and.......................

or to Tom Hark

HMRC, HMRC, HMRC, HMRC
HMRC, HMRC, HMRC, HMRC

 

[hans kraay fan club]

They've signed another player on loan today, by the way, for all those deeply concerned about their poor, suffering fans.

Who?

 

[El Turi]

Who?

Chris Maguire. A striker from Derby.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Be careful with your taunts...they have a way of coming back and biting you on the bum...ask Ipswich fans.....

 

[Shooting Star]

To the tune of Posh Spice


Your City is a shit hole
You ran up massive debt
Eastbourne, Woking, Dover
Get used to Blue Square Bet

 

[Postman Pat]

To the tune of Go West

Rosie has got all your cash
Rosie has got all your cash
etc.....

To the tune of I want to go home
More money than you
More money than you
Rosie the dog has
More money than you

 

[Jimmy Come Lately]

Less cutting, but a prediction less likely to be disproved: "You're going home on a rail replacement bus"

 

[British Grenadier]

Anything that massively pisses them off is ideal. So I may choose to sing any of the following:

We'll never play you again

Third division rubbish

Tin pot, non league
Non league, tin pot.

Havant, on a Tuesday Night

You're so shit it's unbelieveable.

That's why, you're going down

(to Blue Moon)
Disgrace,
You're a disgrace to the game,
You're a disgrace to the game,
You're a disgrace to the game

And to that boring Southampton drone:
Your cup win don't count
Your cup win don't count
You cheating WANKERS
Your cup win don't count

I'm right wound up for this, I'm going to be hoarse on Sunday.

Will you ever
Will you ever
Will you ever pay your tax?

 

[British Grenadier]

To the tune of Posh Spice


Your City is a shit hole
You ran up massive debt
Eastbourne, Woking, Dover
Get used to Blue Square Bet

Brilliant.

I've just texted that to a mate so that I can start it off in the North tomorrow.

If you really f***ing hate them
Really f***ing hate them
Really f***ing hate them
Really f***ing hate them clap your hands.

 

[Lush]

It's at games like these that I wish Attila was still in charge of the pre-match music.

Bit tired of that 1999 classic 'Glorious' by Andreas Johnson EVERY week (peaked at number 4 in the singles charts folks!). I bet we've done some sort of cheap multi-purchase on performance royalties.

Ooh - I've found something new for us to moan about!

 

[British Grenadier]

What would have Attilla played? First song that comes in to my head is going underground....

 

[Lush]

What would have Attilla played? First song that comes in to my head is going underground....

I Need a Dollar - Aloe Blacc?

It's All Over Now - Rolling Stones?

 

[British Grenadier]

Money - the Beatles / Pink Floyd
Money's too tight to mention - that bloke with the ginger hair that supports manu.

 

[DumLum]

I Don't get this thread.

I will be embarrassed to hear any of these chants tomorrow.

Why do the Portsmouth fans deserve this?

Think how pissed off we would be if we were in their situation and we were being taunted?