[News] Well done boris!!!

[jakarta]

Yet another one arrives, whatever else he lacks, our PM clearly has (full) balls...

 

[Live by the sea]

I was always taught you fall in love , get married and then think about having children . Seems times have changed ....

 

[Is it PotG?]

Seems times have changed ....

......many, many years ago. This is 2020.

 

[Mr Bridger]

I was always taught you fall in love , get married and then think about having children . Seems times have changed ....

No really, it’s been going on from day dot hasn’t it.

 

[Blue3]

How many children from how many diffrent women I am sure I saw somthing very similar on TV about living on income support in highly deprived areas

 

[Grombleton]

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[Mellotron]

No really, it’s been going on from day dot hasn’t it.

Yeah cavemen were weirdly lax on wedding ceremonies it seems.

 

[jakarta]

Carrie Symonds isn't, wasn't and will never be from a highly deprived area...

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

How many children from how many diffrent women I am sure I saw somthing very similar on TV about living on income support in highly deprived areas

Officially six, with 3 different women. 4 with his second wife, 1 with a mistress and then the boy born this morning. Far be it for me to comment on other rumours we may hear.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Heartwarming. Facing death then the joy of a new life all in a couple of weeks. So pleased for the couple.

Any news on the name .. Covid (boy) Corona (girl) whiff whaff Johnson?

 

[maltaseagull]

Brixit?

 

[Live by the sea]

Not very becoming of a PM to go around impregnating 4 different women , not even his wives ! Morally not sure how that can be excused by being in 2020 .

The only small excuse is that I presume financially he is looking after all his children . Likely to cost him several thousand a month.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Yeah cavemen were weirdly lax on wedding ceremonies it seems.

Exactly.

 

[crodonilson]

The joy of six

Officially six, with 3 different women. 4 with his second wife, 1 with a mistress and then the boy born this morning. Far be it for me to comment on other rumours we may hear.

Great news for Boris, Carrie and the country, a rare happy moment amongst the doom and gloom.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Great news for Boris, Carrie and the country, a rare happy moment amongst the doom and gloom.

Why for the country?

 

[dazzer6666]

*awaits tweet from Piers Moron flaming Boris for not being at PMQs today*

Tomorrow

*awaits question at press conference from Kuessenberg or Peston asking why Boris is back at work when his G/F has just had a new baby and is he going to apologise for setting a bad example to new fathers everywhere*

 

[Is it PotG?]

Why for the country?

It's just like a Royal Wedding, time for us all to put our smiley faces on, wave a flag and rejoice.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

It's just like a Royal Wedding, time for us all to put our smiley faces on, wave a flag and rejoice.

I suppose it means he now has one child who doesn't hate his guts ... yet.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rushed-engaged-girlfriend-Carrie-Symonds.html

 

[Palacefinder General]

Can you imagine that vile lump of sweaty Tory blubber flailing around in the sack? Hideous. Anyway, down to business.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I suppose it means he now has one child who doesn't hate his guts ... yet.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rushed-engaged-girlfriend-Carrie-Symonds.html

I hardly think that 1) The Daily Mail and 2) a two month old story constitutes 'news'.