He could play whiff waff against the original Blond Bonking Boris on Wimbledon Centre Court and invite along all the women he’s cheated on, had kids with, abortions with and generally denigrated down the years to watch from the royal box.
Marvellous scenes.
I’m not sure that is possible, I’m afraid. I just googled it, and sadly there are are only 74 seats in the Royal Box.