chips and gravy
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Easy 10 said:I learnt it from the Simpsons. And Casino.
I think.
I know - that's what Bart said when being bollocked after shoplifting. The security chief asked him the very same question.
I'll get my anorak
Easy 10 said:I learnt it from the Simpsons. And Casino.
I think.
Bozza said:Shame you didn't read my PM about this 'joke' before you posted then...
You're in safe hands. I'm a big soppy old pussycat really.Muttley said:Ah you've made me feel so welcome!!! Even Easy 10!!
I have yet to find this fabled school of excuses. To which thread should I be directed ?London Irish said:It's a new term and a bright fresh-faced arrival at the Safeway School of Excuses.....
chips and gravy said:I understood everything about this except 'Capiche?' Good job I didn't otherwise I'd still have nil posts
loco61 said:
titanic .... i´m going to ask for this at my brothers wedding reception.....
hows the wife and home?
bring on the owls
Easy 10 said:I think the lack of posts from new members could be something to do with the fact that I make a point of PM'ing each and every new member with the following message:
So you've got a signon for NSC have you ? Think you're clever eh ? Reckon you know about the Albion, and can keep up with the banter ? Well here's a word of advice for you, sunshine. We don't like "newbies" here. Your postcount means you know nothing about anything on this board. Don't try coming on here with your friendly patter - it won't work. You are thick. You are scum. You will be ignored. Now f*** off onto some other messageboard where amoeba and fungus like you swarm like flies around shit, and don't you even think of posting on here. Capiche ?
I was thinking of changing it around a bit, but I think it gets the message across anyway. Right ?