Welcome to our newest member, Smithers-Jones

[fatboy]

It's like when there's a birthday and amazingly there's filthy(21), filthman(21), Man of Filth (21) and The filthmeister (21).

What are the chances of that eh?

I noticed that.

 

[Marc]

SJ keep digging at Looney he gives in after a couple of months

 

[Yoda]

I think the lack of posts from new members could be something to do with the fact that I make a point of PM'ing each and every new member with the following message:

So you've got a signon for NSC have you ? Think you're clever eh ? Reckon you know about the Albion, and can keep up with the banter ? Well here's a word of advice for you, sunshine. We don't like "newbies" here. Your postcount means you know nothing about anything on this board. Don't try coming on here with your friendly patter - it won't work. You are thick. You are scum. You will be ignored. Now f*** off onto some other messageboard where amoeba and fungus like you swarm like flies around shit, and don't you even think of posting on here. Capiche ?

I was thinking of changing it around a bit, but I think it gets the message across anyway. Right ?

I didn't get this & I'm fairly new here!

 

[Smithers-Jones]

I wasn't digging, just standing my ground. I knew before I registered what this board could be like. I am a great believer in "if you can't take it, don't give it out

 

[Braders]

SJ keep digging at Looney he gives in after a couple of months

not with me

its been 5 months now , and hes still not shut up

 

[Bozza]

I wasn't digging, just standing my ground. I knew before I registered what this board could be like. I am a great believer in "if you can't take it, don't give it out

Glad you can take it - banned - no-one likes to see a smart-arse.

 

[Biscuit]

Yea, only got 7 posts...he dont know shit!

Little harsh to ban him?

 

[Marc]

Glad you can take it - banned - no-one likes to see a smart-arse.

yeah but braders I think he fancys you

 

[Smithers-Jones]

You are shitting me right? I come on here and get insulted, but because I stand up for myself you say I am banned!! I haven't used foul language (which is more than can be said for the majority of posts on here!), I just answer back and thats it?

 

[Jambo Seagull]

Glad you can take it - banned - no-one likes to see a smart-arse.

bit harsh, innit?

 

[Yorkie]

You are shitting me right? I come on here and get insulted, but because I stand up for myself you say I am banned!! I haven't used foul language (which is more than can be said for the majority of posts on here!), I just answer back and thats it?

if you were really banned you couldn't post

 

[Titanic]

Stop it every one!!! Bating the newbie is not big and it's not clever!

 

[Bozza]

You are shitting me right? I come on here and get insulted, but because I stand up for myself you say I am banned!! I haven't used foul language (which is more than can be said for the majority of posts on here!), I just answer back and thats it?

Shame you didn't read my PM about this 'joke' before you posted then...

 

[kevinsmith]

Welcome to the best chat in the land

 

[Kenhead]

It's like when there's a birthday and amazingly there's filthy(21), filthman(21), Man of Filth (21) and The filthmeister (21).

What are the chances of that eh?

i haven't registered that may times! I registered as filthman but for some reason i couldn't post, so i registerd again as filthy and still didn't work so e-mailed bozza and he told me that the url address was wrong or something!

 

[Seagullmatt]

Fuzzipeg is now our newest member so Smithers-Jones can now pick on him/her as he's been here longer!

 

[Spicy]

Poor Smithers-Jones. I am glad you didn't pick on me like that when I was new.

Welcome Smithers-Jones, old boy. Nice to meet you.

 

[seagull over spain]

time to stop being a virgin, it's my first time

 

[Yorkie]

time to stop being a virgin, it's my first time

Hello

 

[Spicy]

Hi Seagull over Spain.

"Like a virgin, posting for the very first time, like a virgin,................................."