[Misc] Weird self punishments

[Carlos BC]

Does any body else do this?

For example, if I turn the cold tap on the shower too much I insist that I must stay in the freezing cold water stream until it warms up as a punishment.
If I losing count whilst doing press ups then I have to do 5 extra.
The other day I was having fajitas and put too many jalapenos in - despite the fact that it made me feel a bit sick as it was too hot I made myself eat it as a punishment for foolishly putting too many in.

I was wondering if I am too hard on myself or do I deserve everything I get?

 

[Bakero]

Jalapenos too hot? You deserve everything you get

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Does any body else do this?

For example, if I turn the cold tap on the shower too much I insist that I must stay in the freezing cold water stream until it warms up as a punishment.
If I losing count whilst doing press ups then I have to do 5 extra.
The other day I was having fajitas and put too many jalapenos in - despite the fact that it made me feel a bit sick as it was too hot I made myself eat it as a punishment for foolishly putting too many in.

I was wondering if I am too hard on myself or do I deserve everything I get?

If you were Boris Johnson you'd be long-dead by now.

 

[Albion_Dave]

Does any body else do this?

For example, if I turn the cold tap on the shower too much I insist that I must stay in the freezing cold water stream until it warms up as a punishment.
If I losing count whilst doing press ups then I have to do 5 extra.
The other day I was having fajitas and put too many jalapenos in - despite the fact that it made me feel a bit sick as it was too hot I made myself eat it as a punishment for foolishly putting too many in.

I was wondering if I am too hard on myself or do I deserve everything I get?

Are you self isolating by any chance?

 

[el punal]

Weird self punishment? Is bashing the bishop a cardinal sin?

 

[marlowe]

Are you self isolating by any chance?

More likely self flagellating..

 

[Dr. No]

Does any body else do this?

No.

 

[Titanic]

Weird is the word

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Weird self punishment? Is bashing the bishop a cardinal sin?

Depends whether the Cardinal likes the Bishop or not.

 

[essbee1]

Does any body else do this?

For example, if I turn the cold tap on the shower too much I insist that I must stay in the freezing cold water stream until it warms up as a punishment.
If I losing count whilst doing press ups then I have to do 5 extra.
The other day I was having fajitas and put too many jalapenos in - despite the fact that it made me feel a bit sick as it was too hot I made myself eat it as a punishment for foolishly putting too many in.

I was wondering if I am too hard on myself or do I deserve everything I get?

I'm with you a little bit on this. Sometimes when I'm waiting for someone to say something and I think to
myself "if they say <x> then I'm going to take my shoe off, fill it with beer and tip it over their head". I never
do of course. The human mind eh!

 

[bhafc99]

Jalapenos too hot? You deserve everything you get

Exactly. Wuss. Jalapeños, fffpht. Like 0.000001 on the Scoville.


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[super-seagulls]

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

Weird self punishment? Like being a working class Tory voter?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Well, as it has reached the second page and no-one has gone for the open goal, I will tap it in.

Watching Brighton in 1979 and then continuing to do so for 41 years.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Tell myself I'll buy a Yorkie bar when I fill up for petrol, then out stare the Yorkie whilst I wait to be served and walk on by................

 

[schmunk]

I'm with you a little bit on this. Sometimes when I'm waiting for someone to say something and I think to
myself "if they say <x> then I'm going to take my shoe off, fill it with beer and tip it over their head". I never
do of course. The human mind eh!

Do you keep a beer with you at all times, just in case...?

 

[maltaseagull]

Does any body else do this?

For example, if I turn the cold tap on the shower too much I insist that I must stay in the freezing cold water stream until it warms up as a punishment.
If I losing count whilst doing press ups then I have to do 5 extra.
The other day I was having fajitas and put too many jalapenos in - despite the fact that it made me feel a bit sick as it was too hot I made myself eat it as a punishment for foolishly putting too many in.

I was wondering if I am too hard on myself or do I deserve everything I get?

You might like this too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-flagellation

 

[essbee1]

Do you keep a beer with you at all times, just in case...?

No - and that is the craziest thing about my ruse!

 

[dingodan]

If I eat more than three Bourbons I have to eat the whole pack as punishment.

 

[NooBHA]

Does any body else do this?

For example, if I turn the cold tap on the shower too much I insist that I must stay in the freezing cold water stream until it warms up as a punishment.
If I losing count whilst doing press ups then I have to do 5 extra.
The other day I was having fajitas and put too many jalapenos in - despite the fact that it made me feel a bit sick as it was too hot I made myself eat it as a punishment for foolishly putting too many in.

I was wondering if I am too hard on myself or do I deserve everything I get?

You need to get yourself down to ''Swansman's Basement'' more