Weekend Breaks in Wales

[Trufflehound]

One of them static jobbies would do the trick.

Tip of the day: If you run a plastic strip from your arse to the ground, you can eliminate static from your jobbies and reduce the risk of electrocution whilst on the toilet.

 

[Les Biehn]

Please do tell me what a romantic cycle trip consists of

Lets stop for a lemonade over in those deserted sand dunes.
All this pedalling has made me so hot and sweaty.
That's OK darling, no one's around........

Thats what you said to me on that cycling holiday when I was 12

 

[hitony]

Thats what you said to me on that cycling holiday when I was 12

and he said it to me when i was 11..........didnt you ...UNCLE PETE !!!!!!!!!

 

[queens park pete]

Oh look that friend of your dad's has tossed himself in the canal...
Anyway, you said you were 14!

 

[hitony]

Oh look that friend of your dad's has tossed himself OFF in the canal...
Anyway, you said you were 14!

ok....i lied........but 16 is the age of consent FFS !!!!!

 

[B.M.F]

Oh look that friend of your dad's has tossed himself in the canal...

No wonder all the fish are dead. Dirty bastard

 

[queens park pete]

Oldham llandudno looks messy- meet at Chester- about an hour from there. Alternatively- how about Chester- v romantic, historic town.

 

[hitony]

(thats just sick....tossing yourself off in the canal !!!!!!)

 

[Les Biehn]

Oh look that friend of your dad's has tossed himself in the canal...
Anyway, you said you were 14!

Swiftly followed by 'why is that man drinking Castrol GTX?'

 

[Trufflehound]

No wonder all the fish are dead. Dirty bastard

And people always ask why fish tastes salty...

 

[Les Biehn]

(thats just sick....tossing yourself off in the canal !!!!!!)

I grew up very quickly that holiday.

 

[hitony]

I grew up very quickly that holiday.

and never gone near a bike again i suspect

 

[algie]

Go the weekend we are playing Swansea.You can kill two birds then with one stone.I'm sure she would love to go to a football game

 

[queens park pete]

His bike was a Chopper.

 

[Les Biehn]

His bike was a Chopper.

Now thats just a lie. We both know I have never had a chopper. Certainly not one of note anyway.

 

[chip]

Les, an excellent place to take a Lady would be Betws-y-Coed. In the valley south of Conwy and Bangor just along the A5 from LLangollen. Some very pretty riverside walks, you can easily get to places like Blaneau Ffestiniog, Pothmadog, the prisoner village at Portmeiron, Llanberis and Snowdon. Good, reasonably proced hotels and restaurants abound but it is popular with ramblers.

 

[Trufflehound]

Les, an excellent place to take a Lady would be Betws-y-Coed. In the valley south of Conwy and Bangor just along the A5 from LLangollen. Some very pretty riverside walks, you can easily get to places like Blaneau Ffestiniog, Pothmadog, the prisoner village at Portmeiron, Llanberis and Snowdon. Good, reasonably proced hotels and restaurants abound but it is popular with ramblers.

The trouble with going to any of these places on public transport is that they are all impossible to pronounce, so you can never buy a ticket there...

 

[hitony]

The trouble with going to any of these places on public transport is that they are all impossible to pronounce, so you can never buy a ticket there...

Yeah you can.....just learn to spit while talking and if youve got a load of phelm in your throat....you will be like a native !!!

 

[desprateseagull]

the mumbles area of Swansea is nice and peaceful (damn cheap beer, too!).

if you are lucky, may even bump into caherine zeta jones and michael douglas, who have a home there. often seen on town, say my nephews / student / spy!

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Aberystwyth is known as the "Welsh Brighton"

Good access to Snowdonia and all the more famous Welsh tourist attractions, but with decent pubs/restaurants/facilities on site. Plus you can get on something that resembles a 2nd rate version of the Volks Railway to a place called Devil's Bridge, which apparently has "word famous" waterfalls.