[Football] "We had no plane"

[Cowfold Seagull]

The man has an ego the size of a planet. The likes of Jose Mourinho and our very own Gus, were Mercury and Pluto, compared to Tuchel's Jupiter.

 

[el punal]

Most premier League clubs travel by train to games where sensible (London to Northern cities) and exclusively hire a first class carriage with a luxury coach meeting them at the station. Chelsea used to but looks like this has changed. The problem for Brighton is that almost all the trips require a cross London connection and London to Brighton trains aren't really suitable either.

You can always change at Barnham!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

You can always change at Barnham!

Let the players travel on the Coastway East and change at Lewes, so they can all sample what long suffering Albion fans have to put up with each matchday.

 

[el punal]

Let the players travel on the Coastway East and change at Lewes, so they can all sample what long suffering Albion fans have to put up with each matchday.

I’ll match your Coastway East and raise you Coastway West - my misery is greater than yours!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

I’ll match your Coastway East and raise you Coastway West - my misery is greater than yours!

To be honest l've never tried Coastway East, I'm just going by the never ending threads moaning about it on here!

 

[Jeremiah]

Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel, speaking to BBC Sport: "Everything that can go wrong, did go wrong. It started yesterday. We had no plane to arrive so we came on the bus. The players could fly but for the coaching staff it was a long ride on the bus.

So the players did fly - it was the poor coaching staff that had to suffer on the bus.

Aaah I was wondering the reason why Chelsea lost. That explains everything.

 

[el punal]

To be honest l've never tried Coastway East, I'm just going by the never ending threads moaning about it on here!

In which case keep enjoying the wonders of the number 17 bus!

 

[Easy 10]

He truly is the most ungracious prick when they lose (or fail to win). He did a full-on bottom lip wobble when we earned a wholly deserved draw at the Bridge last season, but he never offers an OUNCE of credit, ever, to the opposition. Just excuses, more excuses, and tiresome rants.

He has one of those faces that just makes me want to glue him to a deckchair and boot him down a stairwell.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

He got let off so lightly with the Conte thing. Deserved a three match ban at least - would have saved him a bus trip at least.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

What a dick, but we knew that already

 

[Doonhamer7]

I wonder what his next excuse will be. Moon aligned with Jupiter, No sultanas in the muesli, wrong type of toilet roll.

 

[darkwolf666]

The man has an ego the size of a planet. The likes of Jose Mourinho and our very own Gus, were Mercury and Pluto, compared to Tuchel's Jupiter.

I was thinking Tuchel was more Uranus - or something like that!

 

[pasty]

It sees every single time Tuchel opens his mouth, I end up disliking him a little bit more. Prize tit.

 

[Stat Brother]

The man is an odious little prick, not even worthy of that reply.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

He truly is the most ungracious prick when they lose (or fail to win). He did a full-on bottom lip wobble when we earned a wholly deserved draw at the Bridge last season, but he never offers an OUNCE of credit, ever, to the opposition. Just excuses, more excuses, and tiresome rants.

He has one of those faces that just makes me want to glue him to a deckchair and boot him down a stairwell.

I don’t believe that you should be advocating physical violence on a fans forum. But on this occasion you have my support.

 

[Sirnormangall]

“It’s everyone’s fault but mine”

 

[Easy 10]

I don’t believe that you should be advocating physical violence on a fans forum. But on this occasion you have my support.

Oh don't you start.

I got a 24 hour suspension from Twitter last month for replying to Jacob Rees-Mogg, suggesting that he go and boil his head. Apparently this was "encouraging self harm" ffs.

 

[Popeye]

Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Oh don't you start.

I got a 24 hour suspension from Twitter last month for replying to Jacob Rees-Mogg, suggesting that he go and boil his head. Apparently this was "encouraging self harm" ffs.

Can’t imagine JRM self harming as he would no doubt employ a minion to do that for him.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel, speaking to BBC Sport: "Everything that can go wrong, did go wrong. It started yesterday. We had no plane to arrive so we came on the bus. The players could fly but for the coaching staff it was a long ride on the bus.

So the players did fly - it was the poor coaching staff that had to suffer on the bus.

The bloke is a prize ****

Really is pathetic. Up there with saying Conte needs to look people in the eye when he shakes hands, then loads of footage emerges of him not looking managers in the eye after a defeat.