[Football] "We had no plane"

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Cowfold Seagull

Fan of the 17 bus
Apr 22, 2009
22,114
Cowfold
The man has an ego the size of a planet. The likes of Jose Mourinho and our very own Gus, were Mercury and Pluto, compared to Tuchel's Jupiter.
 




el punal

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2012
12,545
The dull part of the south coast
Most premier League clubs travel by train to games where sensible (London to Northern cities) and exclusively hire a first class carriage with a luxury coach meeting them at the station. Chelsea used to but looks like this has changed. The problem for Brighton is that almost all the trips require a cross London connection and London to Brighton trains aren't really suitable either.

You can always change at Barnham! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 










Jeremiah

John 14 : 6
Mar 15, 2020
2,520
Hove
Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel, speaking to BBC Sport: "Everything that can go wrong, did go wrong. It started yesterday. We had no plane to arrive so we came on the bus. The players could fly but for the coaching staff it was a long ride on the bus.

So the players did fly - it was the poor coaching staff that had to suffer on the bus.

Aaah I was wondering the reason why Chelsea lost. That explains everything.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,403
Location Location
He truly is the most ungracious prick when they lose (or fail to win). He did a full-on bottom lip wobble when we earned a wholly deserved draw at the Bridge last season, but he never offers an OUNCE of credit, ever, to the opposition. Just excuses, more excuses, and tiresome rants.

He has one of those faces that just makes me want to glue him to a deckchair and boot him down a stairwell.
 




dejavuatbtn

Well-known member
Aug 4, 2010
7,573
Henfield
He got let off so lightly with the Conte thing. Deserved a three match ban at least - would have saved him a bus trip at least.
 




Doonhamer7

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2016
1,454
I wonder what his next excuse will be. Moon aligned with Jupiter, No sultanas in the muesli, wrong type of toilet roll.
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,024
West, West, West Sussex
It sees every single time Tuchel opens his mouth, I end up disliking him a little bit more. Prize tit. :tosser:
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
The man is an odious little prick, not even worthy of that reply.
 




South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
NSC Patron
Jan 24, 2009
2,528
Shoreham-a-la-mer
He truly is the most ungracious prick when they lose (or fail to win). He did a full-on bottom lip wobble when we earned a wholly deserved draw at the Bridge last season, but he never offers an OUNCE of credit, ever, to the opposition. Just excuses, more excuses, and tiresome rants.

He has one of those faces that just makes me want to glue him to a deckchair and boot him down a stairwell.


I don’t believe that you should be advocating physical violence on a fans forum. But on this occasion you have my support.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,403
Location Location
I don’t believe that you should be advocating physical violence on a fans forum. But on this occasion you have my support.

Oh don't you start.

I got a 24 hour suspension from Twitter last month for replying to Jacob Rees-Mogg, suggesting that he go and boil his head. Apparently this was "encouraging self harm" ffs.
 








jamie (not that one)

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NSC Patron
May 3, 2012
1,414
Valencia
Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel, speaking to BBC Sport: "Everything that can go wrong, did go wrong. It started yesterday. We had no plane to arrive so we came on the bus. The players could fly but for the coaching staff it was a long ride on the bus.

So the players did fly - it was the poor coaching staff that had to suffer on the bus.

The bloke is a prize ****

Really is pathetic. Up there with saying Conte needs to look people in the eye when he shakes hands, then loads of footage emerges of him not looking managers in the eye after a defeat.
 


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