Wayne Bridge - best ever ?

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Every now and again I sit there watching us and have to pinch myself over several factors which have now become the 'norm'.

1 - Our stadium is just bloody ridiculous. I have the urge often to just shout out "seriously. LOOK at this place! LOOK!"
2 - Gus POYET is our manager. Flairstronimical
3 - We have the last England World Cup goalscorer as our centre back.
4 - We have a former England, Chelsea and Man City left back storming down the wing.
5 - We have VICENTE plodding along the touchline. VICENTE
6 - We have a champions league and Premier League winning (technically) goalkeeper. Madness.
7 - We have 2 players who were playing regularly in La Liga before moving here (Spanish D and Bruno)
8 - Our RESERVE right back is Calderon.
9 - We can rest a mega money striker and our 'reject' scores 2 lovely finishes.
10 - Orlandi can do a nutmeg just for a laugh
11 - We have LUA LUA as a SUB. One of the best impact subs I've seen at this standard. Seriously. Bring him on and he will do SOMETHING. Thats a given.

Ok. I've rambled. Wayne Bridge + 7 goals + The Amex in the sun has triggered me.

You should be on the big Screen ranting this with GOSBTS slowly increasing in volume behind you...