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Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,762
Buxted Harbour
Uncle Buck said:
So is there a particular drinking establishment that people are heading for?

As people from NSC actually seem to be going, is this going to be a bit of an unofficial Christmas meet up?

Answers?

f***ing NSC always copying others ideas!!

It was suggested a long time ago that the JBRA were having their do this weekend.

Even members from the rival CDA (Crowborough Defence Alliance) are putting their differences aside to join in with the festivities.

Newly installed head of IT and local spaz, T Croft, is chomping (at his mothers) bit to get out there on the battle field as his enforced alcohol ban is driving him to touch himself even more than usual!!

It got so bad at one point he exposed himself to his PE teacher who was making him take gym lesson in his pants because he'd forgotten his plimsoles!

One thing is for certain, things are destined to go horribly wrong at some point!!

Approach the party with caution and those of a nervous disposition should not go within 100 yards of M Broomfield whilst his performance of the elephant man or batman!

Guuuuhuhuhhhuuuhhhhuuu
 
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Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer
Jul 7, 2003
28,075
Re: Re: Watford drinkies

Arthur said:
f***ing NSC always copying others ideas!!

It was suggested a long time ago that the JBRA we're having their do this weekend.

Even members from the rival CDA (Crowborough Defence Alliance) are putting their differences aside to join in with the festivities.

Newly installed head of IT and local spaz, T Croft, is chomping (at his mothers) bit to get out there on the battle field as his enforced alcohol ban is driving him to touch himself even more than usual!!

It got so bad at one point he exposed himself to his PE teacher who was making him take gym lesson in his pants because he'd forgotten his plimsoles!

One thing is for certain, things are destined to go horribly wrong at some point!!

Approach the party with caution and those of a nervous disposition should not go within 100 yards of M Broomfield - the elephant man!

Guuuuhuhuhhhuuuhhhhuuu

So do you know what pub to go to?
 


Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,762
Buxted Harbour
Stinkers Bridge said:
I think you was drinking particularly strong tizer in Manchester that day, weren't you?

Wasn't Tizer mate, was sodastream vimto!

It made me and D Goldsmith take a taxi ride round a corner!

Fun Fair's aren't what the used to be!
 








Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,762
Buxted Harbour
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Watford drinkies

Uncle Buck said:
Best check their policy on nakedness.....

Don't be surprised if at some point Saturday you hear one of these annoucement:

"Would the person on platform 4 please put his clothes back on"

"Would the person impersonating a policeman/doorman/train driver* please put his clothes back on"

* delete as appropriate
 




Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer
Jul 7, 2003
28,075
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Watford drinkies

Arthur said:
Don't be surprised if at some point Saturday you hear one of these annoucement:

"Would the person on platform 4 please put his clothes back on"

"Would the person impersonating a policeman/doorman/train driver* please put his clothes back on"

* delete as appropriate

Or his Lordship's voice on the tannoy demanding that one of the servants come and feed him or poor beer into his mouth...
 












Coopers Right Arm

New member
Jul 28, 2004
70
Stinkers Bridge said:
Arthur, is Cider Ted joining in with the festivities?

No idea???

I'm not sure if R Tucker is going actually.......................oh no hang on I remember now, he's rung me 53 million times over the last week to tell me he is!

As head of transport he informed me there is no engineering works on Saturday. What's the odds there will be now??
 








Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,762
Buxted Harbour
Coopers Right Arm said:
No idea???

I'm not sure if R Tucker is going actually.......................oh no hang on I remember now, he's rung me 53 million times over the last week to tell me he is!

As head of transport he informed me there is no engineering works on Saturday. What's the odds there will be now??

As far as I'm aware both R Tucker and C Ted will be in attendance.

So be warned tramps of the Embankment, you may have an extra guest on Saturday
 










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