Stinkers Bridge
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Arthur said:I was tired as anyone there that day will testify!!
I'd been out disco dancing all day.
I think you was drinking particularly strong tizer in Manchester that day, weren't you?
Arthur said:I was tired as anyone there that day will testify!!
I'd been out disco dancing all day.
Stinkers Bridge said:I think you was drinking particularly strong tizer in Manchester that day, weren't you?
Uncle Buck said:So is there a particular drinking establishment that people are heading for?
As people from NSC actually seem to be going, is this going to be a bit of an unofficial Christmas meet up?
Answers?
Arthur said:f***ing NSC always copying others ideas!!
It was suggested a long time ago that the JBRA we're having their do this weekend.
Even members from the rival CDA (Crowborough Defence Alliance) are putting their differences aside to join in with the festivities.
Newly installed head of IT and local spaz, T Croft, is chomping (at his mothers) bit to get out there on the battle field as his enforced alcohol ban is driving him to touch himself even more than usual!!
It got so bad at one point he exposed himself to his PE teacher who was making him take gym lesson in his pants because he'd forgotten his plimsoles!
One thing is for certain, things are destined to go horribly wrong at some point!!
Approach the party with caution and those of a nervous disposition should not go within 100 yards of M Broomfield - the elephant man!
Guuuuhuhuhhhuuuhhhhuuu
Stinkers Bridge said:I think you was drinking particularly strong tizer in Manchester that day, weren't you?
Uncle Buck said:So do you know what pub to go to?
Arthur said:Yeah!
The first one we come across.....obviously.
Uncle Buck said:Best check their policy on nakedness.....
Arthur said:Don't be surprised if at some point Saturday you hear one of these annoucement:
"Would the person on platform 4 please put his clothes back on"
"Would the person impersonating a policeman/doorman/train driver* please put his clothes back on"
* delete as appropriate
Stinkers Bridge said:Arthur, is Cider Ted joining in with the festivities?
Uncle Buck said:DO NOT DRINK STRONGBOW IN HIS PRESENCE.
I am still recovering from the last bollocking for this error.
Stinkers Bridge said:Well, to be fair, if you are going to make such a school boy error in the presence of C Ted, then you deserve everything you receive.
Stinkers Bridge said:Arthur, is Cider Ted joining in with the festivities?
Uncle Buck said:It did teach me the ways of Stowford Press and Westons Organic.
Coopers Right Arm said:What about Black Fox?
Especially the ones with the foxes tounge hanging out!!
Coopers Right Arm said:No idea
I'm not sure if R Tucker is going actually.......................oh no hang on I remember now, he's rung me 53 million times over the last week to tell me he is!
As head of transport he informed me there is no engineering works on Saturday. What's the odds there will be now??
Uncle Buck said:Sorry, unlike Arthur, I do not live in Kent....
Arthur said:Oi, shut it Surrey Boy!
Arthur said:Oi, shut it Surrey Boy!