Was Diana assassinated?

[BUTTERBALL]

The Daily Express have carried an article on conspiracy theories every day since her death particularly on a 'no news' day when it usually makes the front page - why not ask them?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Not really no.

IF she had married him he wouldv'e become the stepfather to the future Head of the Church of England.

Even the Liberals in this country wouldn't have liked that!

I may be being spectacularly retarded here but what would be wrong with the stepfather of the future head of the church of England being muslim?

Surely it'd be a good thing as it could be used to highlight the diversity and unity of the nation?

 

[Tooting Gull]

The Daily Express have carried an article on conspiracy theories every day since her death particularly on a 'no news' day when it usually makes the front page - why not ask them?

The Diana stuff on the front page of the Express is mostly to do with a) the (as it turns out, very much mistaken) view of the owner that Diana on the front page sends circulation soaring, and b) his very close friendship with the phoney Pharoah Al Fayed.

But there remains a very small chance that, Watergate-stylee, a much-mocked story actually turns out to be right.

 

[Trish]

I may be being spectacularly retarded here but what would be wrong with the stepfather of the future head of the church of England being muslim?

Surely it'd be a good thing as it could be used to highlight the diversity and unity of the nation?

I guess that the Royal family would deem having a muslim in their ranks as "infiltration" rather than diversity. I would also guess that the security services probably intended to kill Dodie (sp?) but if they killed Diana aswell, so be it.

 

[readingstockport]

The closest ever NSC poll? 41 yes 41 No 8 Fence.

But what about those of us really couldn't give a flying shit so don't fall into any of the 3 camps?

 

[surrey jim]

After reading up on this quite a bit recently, I am now convinced that this was no accident. What do you reckon?

An express reader then

 

[Commander]

But what about those of us really couldn't give a flying shit so don't fall into any of the 3 camps?

What about you?

 

[Man of Harveys]

The Diana stuff on the front page of the Express is mostly to do with a) the (as it turns out, very much mistaken) view of the owner that Diana on the front page sends circulation soaring, and b) his very close friendship with the phoney Pharoah Al Fayed.

Does the man himself write these bizarre front page stories about a woman who died nine years ago but which he thinks are more important than what's happening in Iraq/North Korea/the health service etc etc? Or is there one poor, pitiable sod somewhere who's eeking out a crust by writing them for him?

I'll certainly understand if you plead the 5th or whatever it's called...

 

[Commander]

Re: Re: Was Diana assassinated?

An express reader then

No, never read it. More of a 'I'm so bored at work that I've read the entire internet' situation.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Does the man himself write these bizarre front page stories about a woman who died nine years ago but which he thinks are more important than what's happening in Iraq/North Korea/the health service etc etc? Or is there one poor, pitiable sod somewhere who's eeking out a crust by writing them for him?

I'll certainly understand if you plead the 5th or whatever it's called...

I fear the latter - with some 'intervention'. I'm not on the Diana desk myself, although obviously try to get the People's Princess/immigration/mortgages/the weather into the opening paragraph of sports copy at every opportunity.

 

[Gwylan]

All you people who said 'yes'; would you be interested in buying these magic beans?

 

[Trufflehound]

would you be interested in buying these magic beans?

If you sow them in the ground, will a stadium grow up overnight?

 

[readingstockport]

What about you?

On the fence implies undecided or unsure. Not couldn't give a f*** how the coke sniffing clothes horse died.

More people couldn't care less than could I would guess.

 

[Gwylan]

If you sow them in the ground, will a stadium grow up overnight?

Why yes, that's exactly what will happen. And there'll be free beer at the bars and naked virgins in the stands - are you interested in buying these beans?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Why yes, that's exactly what will happen. And there'll be free beer at the bars and naked virgins in the stands - are you interested in buying these beans?

Do they come with a free CD of Christmas Carols?

 

[Trufflehound]

Why yes, that's exactly what will happen. And there'll be free beer at the bars and naked virgins in the stands - are you interested in buying these beans?

Sorry, I'll have to pass.

Was almost tempted, but I don't want to see Adriodinho or Kev the Ape naked.

 

[readingstockport]

Sorry, I'll have to pass.

Was almost tempted, but I don't want to see Adriodinho or Kev the Ape naked.

 

[Commander]

On the fence implies undecided or unsure. Not couldn't give a f*** how the coke sniffing clothes horse died.

More people couldn't care less than could I would guess.

The poll was about whether you think she was assassinated, not whether you care if she was. Whether you care or not is surely irrelevant, no? And if you don't care, then why are you reading the thread anyway?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Let's be honest, with the daft bint chucking herself down the stairs every time she got a bit depressed, the security services would only have had to wait it out. Either that or wait until she vomited herself inside out, or stepped on a mine. Failing all of that, she would have disappeared up her own arse eventually to see if her shit really did smell of roses.

Don't know, don't care.