Wanna look good like me?

[Giraffe]

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house.

And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls with booty.

In London.

Any more questions for the greatest player to never play for England?

So you are about to drive to training but you are in London? Who are you playing for these days then?

 

[seagull_special]

Hang on, is it actually him?!

Who next Stuart Storer?

Micky Bennett?

British Home Storers?

 

[C.Kazim-Richards]

So you are about to drive to training but you are in London? Who are you playing for these days then?

Don't pretend you don't know who I play for. I train where ever I go. I was in Brazil last month, I still trained to keep in shape.

 

[Albalbion]

this is some brilliant fishing, either that or CKR is a total KNOB.

 

[Giraffe]

6 goals in 43 appearances.

 

[C.Kazim-Richards]

From midfield in a team managed by Mark Mcghee? I would bet everything that I own Messi couldnt even do that.

Why I am even justifying myself to someone named after the most useless ainmal to have ever lived. Come back to me brother when your playing for one of europes biggest clubs, a world known celebrity and earning more in money than you can spend. Then you have the right to question my stats.

 

[Safeway]

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house.

And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls with booty.

Dwayne?

 

[Giraffe]

From midfield in a team managed by Mark Mcghee? I would bet everything that I own Messi couldnt even do that.

Why I am even justifying myself to someone named after the most useless ainmal to have ever lived. Come back to me brother when your playing for one of europes biggest clubs, a world known celebrity and earning more in money than you can spend. Then you have the right to question my stats.

My penis can extend to the same length as my legs, can yours?

I thought you had been shipped on to Toulouse? Are they one of Europe's biggest clubs then now?

 

[BHAFC CALHAM]

 

[John Bumlick]

Then get all your garms from the Colin Kazim-Richards clothes store

Home

The ONLY store you need to go, to look good.

garms? f*** off, you nonce.

 

[The Large One]

Dwayne?

That's who I was thinking it was.

 

[Sheebo]

Brilliant comment

Not really - I don't even get it - And funnily enoguh I LOVE NEXT - it's quala GEAR

 

[porkypie]

Shit? I Put B&HA on the map. Im the player everyone associates with this club. When people talk of real madrid they think of Raul or Di Stefano, with liverpool you get Daglish or Keegan. Wth Brighton, Im the name they think of. Im the Iconic player of the clubs history. And you have the balls to say I'm shit?

Sorry i got that wrong i meant f***ing shit

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house.

And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls with booty.

 

[shoreham moonraker]

From midfield in a team managed by Mark Mcghee? I would bet everything that I own Messi couldnt even do that.

Why I am even justifying myself to someone named after the most useless ainmal to have ever lived. Come back to me brother when your playing for one of europes biggest clubs, a world known celebrity and earning more in money than you can spend. Then you have the right to question my stats.

So can i question your stats? Because im pretty sure im richer than you, not that it matters but 6 goals in 43 games is a bit shit, surely a man of your intelligence and wealth can see that.

 

[Braders]

Oh balls, the kids are on holidays again, oh well see sensible conversations again early Sep

or in NSC terms... never

 

[pintsawhiskey]

Do me a favour COLIN.
Don't go anywhere, I've just got to pop out. I really think I'm gonna need lots of Pringles for this one.

 

[Djmiles]

Top fishing, well played.

 

[pintsawhiskey]

In London.

Any more questions for the greatest player to never play for England?

hi Colin, Mark Mghee here, you got 1 those t- shirts in a large??

ps fancy playing for Aberdeen!

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

You mean it's a windup?

I was so convinced as well.

 

[Marc1901]

hi Colin, Mark Mghee here, you got 1 those t- shirts in a large??

ps fancy playing for Aberdeen!