Wanna look good like me?

[KneeOn]

A one liner Jimmy Carr would be proud of

I can imagine him saying that Good call!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

COLIN, you didn't answer my question. Leon didn't either.

Pillock.

 

[Icy Gull]

Well thank you for your help. Its nice helping people. Like how I helped BH&A ticket sales by bringing in 30% more fans to games than before I signed. Which incidently went back down again when I left. Coincednce? No bro.

The ground was sold out pretty well every week before you arrived so I can't see how you figure that one

 

[Braders]

I'm gay...

I did wonder to be fair mate

 

[Braders]

anyways Mr Kazim-Richards (or whoever it really is) - any chance of a look at a couple more tops in the collection?

 

[Seagull64]

 

[C.Kazim-Richards]

COLIN, you didn't answer my question. Leon didn't either.

Pillock.

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house.

And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls with booty.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

great

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house.

And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls with booty.

You're a joker.

 

[Frutos]

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house.

And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls with booty.

21 carat you say....doesn't get better than that.

Also, is VIAO a cheap rip-off of Sony VAIO?

 

[Seagull64]

 

[Frutos]

great

You mean it's a windup?

I was so convinced as well.

 

[Giraffe]

Where are you at the moment CKR?

 

[C.Kazim-Richards]

At my mothers house.

 

[Giraffe]

At my mothers house.

Sorry to be pedantic but which city/country?

 

[Stoichkov]

Don't listen to these gaylords Colin

I for one 'wanna look good' just like you so i'll be filling my boots with stuff from your site so I can perfect that 'warming the bench' look just like you.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Is that your Mum or does mother mean something else in your patois?

 

[C.Kazim-Richards]

In London.

Any more questions for the greatest player to never play for England?

 

[Flavor Flav]

Stick to Next then bro.

Brilliant comment

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Oh balls, the kids are on holidays again, oh well see sensible conversations again early Sep