'best practice', 'taking offline', 'strategic fit', and 'synergies' all qualify high on my list of crappisms too 
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- Thread starter Normal Rob
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Herne Hill Seagull
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Anyone else ever heard a schedule or timetable for a job called a 'critical path analysis'? I get that all the time and it gets on my tits. 
"Motherhood and apple pie"
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Banned
"Training" when used in the sense of This is how to switch the computer on.
Also over use of the word query, eg the new guy queried where the toilets are.
Jesus.
Also over use of the word query, eg the new guy queried where the toilets are.
Jesus.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
"Get the bigger Picture"
"Can I take a Rain Check on that?"
Outsourcing for redundancy.
Downsizing.
Looking at crap situations as "Challenges and Opportunities"
"Can I take a Rain Check on that?"
Outsourcing for redundancy.
Downsizing.
Looking at crap situations as "Challenges and Opportunities"
Normal Rob
Well-known member
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on the downsizing theme - how about 'rightsizing' for redundancies.
Dropkick Turnip
Member
Slightly O/T but "I'm like, she was like" etc. Why not just say "I said, she said"
Oh yeah, and people that call films "movies"
Oh yeah, and people that call films "movies"
The Large One
Who's Next?
My partner (there's a wankism - 'partner'), hates it when I say 'we're cooking with gas', although I rather like using it.
American forces killing innocent people in Iraq or Muslim Africa being labelled 'collateral damage'. Bollocks, it's murder.
People mispronouncing words -
'Schedule' pronounced 'skedule'. IT'S 'SHEDULE'- the c is silent. Or using the word 'inferring' when they mean 'implying'. There's a big f***ing difference, you illiterate twats.
I could go on for hours and I probably will, but it's time to put the joy back in...
American forces killing innocent people in Iraq or Muslim Africa being labelled 'collateral damage'. Bollocks, it's murder.
People mispronouncing words -
'Schedule' pronounced 'skedule'. IT'S 'SHEDULE'- the c is silent. Or using the word 'inferring' when they mean 'implying'. There's a big f***ing difference, you illiterate twats.
I could go on for hours and I probably will, but it's time to put the joy back in...
alan partridge
Active member
great thread, lets 'brainstorm' and come up with some more
Van der Gully
New member
Lets run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it!!!
What really annoys me is people who make a statement and back it up by making gestures with their fore-fingers like inverted commas, don't know if it fits into the theme of the thread but it bugs me crazy.
What really annoys me is people who make a statement and back it up by making gestures with their fore-fingers like inverted commas, don't know if it fits into the theme of the thread but it bugs me crazy.
Lush
Mods' Pet
I bet everyone does this! "Do you want these ones or those ones". Why not just "Do you want these or those?"
Also when you say "Do you want tea or coffee? And people say "I think I'll have a tea". You think? Or you definitely want? Or you'd like to be wearing this cup of tea I've got in my hand?
Also when you say "Do you want tea or coffee? And people say "I think I'll have a tea". You think? Or you definitely want? Or you'd like to be wearing this cup of tea I've got in my hand?
fatbadger
New member
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - 'literally' used to emphasise a metaphor. The ultimate in stupidity.
Brady's Old Lady
New member
Let's draw a line in the sand - put a stake in the ground - and get our ducks in a row
Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
Deplaneing ?
midlandseagull
New member
Safeway Seagull said:
f***ed if I've ever been guilty of that one!!!!LOL
but I digress....how about "downsizing" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Brightonfan1983
Well-known member
What about anything to do with babies, pregnacy, sex (not necessarily in that order) as being a. beautiful; b. a gift; c. a miracle.
Oh for God's sake...
Oh for God's sake...