"Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

walk straight up to him when he is on his own. tell him straight out that he is a snydy little shit and that if he keeps going the way he is you will make his life misery. then add that you will deny this conversation. what can he do?

As I say he is a pro, He was caught red handed doing something else pretty shitty, he basically waited ages gradually turning senior people against the guy until he finally was given the Spanish Archer, nothing could be directly attributed to him, but the bloke concerned knows who was behind it.

Everything he has done to this girl is exremely difficult to substantiate, it is so subtle, but she knows he is doing it, he knows he is doing it..but it is all deniable.

I have already indicated that I know what he is up to, but he just goes as nice as pie and angelic, me? no!,never, shes a great girl etc.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You'd be doing her an injustice if she DOES marry this bloke, not knowing what an ARSE he is!

Too late, all this happened a few weeks back, since then they have married.

Honestly there is loads more to this than I can really put on here.

Trust me the guy is a total demon, but I bet if you met him you would think he was a great bloke.

Very Very Clever

 

[Normal Rob]

stick a 'God hates queers' (or similar) bumper sticker on his car. He won't notice till it's trashed

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Is he the HR director? If not then leave a note within HR that a formal complaint is going to be made about his harrassment and behaviour if he doesn't stop what he's doing. Maybe they can then get on to him, but at least it will let them know what he's up to. Start the gossip that way...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Is he the HR director? If not then leave a note within HR that a formal complaint is going to be made about his harrassment and behaviour if he doesn't stop what he's doing. Maybe they can then get on to him, but at least it will let them know what he's up to. Start the gossip that way...

That has legs.

 

[The Large One]

POO on his face.

Did I mention that already?

 

[The Large One]

POO on his face.

Did I mention that already?

Or just headbutt the **** around the office for a couple of hours.

 

[GNF on Tour]

Its been mentioned before but the best and easiest is to wiz in his coffee - brilliant. We used to do it all the time to the Dairy Manager at Tesco's in Ponders End, but I think he liked it! If you have a bit more imagination nob cheese is a goer or some man-milk!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a problem, there is a senior bloke at work who needs to be taught a lesson for something he did that I am not supposed to know about but do.

He is also dirty Leeds fan.

What I need is something that is not life threatening, or traceable, but which will mess up his year.

The more cunning the better.

Thanks in advance.

Not life threatening, but will mess up his YEAR?

My mind is BOGGLING at what he might have done that deserves an entire YEAR of his life being RUINED.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Re: Re: "Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

Not life threatening, but will mess up his YEAR?

My mind is BOGGLING at what he might have done that deserves an entire YEAR of his life being RUINED.

As I just read the thread properly, my mind is BOGGLING no more.

Does he have a cat he loves? If so, hanging it from a tree could upset him.

It worked in Midnight Express well enough.

 

[Wienergull]

or slit open his eyeballs with a razor blade and pour sarsons malt vinegar into the slot....??

Blimey, someone's ben wtching too many Bunuel films!

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Pharma companies are paranoid. Mock up and leave stuff from other companies to be found. Put it about that he was seen coming out of the offices of a rival. Sign him up with headhunters.

 

[bailey]

Pharma companies are paranoid. Mock up and leave stuff from other companies to be found. Put it about that he was seen coming out of the offices of a rival. Sign him up with headhunters.

How about combining this with Tedebear's email on the photocopier?

Make up an email from a rival company saying something along the lines of "Thank you for coming to the interview last week, we're really interested in you coming to join us particularly given your market knowledge around *insert something specific to your company*"

Calls from headhunters and then in a few weeks time when everyone knows the rumours anonymous tip-offs to HR that Mr Director has been seen in his office quite late recently printing lots of stuff out.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Make him a coffee and drop some polonium 2-10 in it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

How about combining this with Tedebear's email on the photocopier?

Make up an email from a rival company saying something along the lines of "Thank you for coming to the interview last week, we're really interested in you coming to join us particularly given your market knowledge around *insert something specific to your company*"

Calls from headhunters and then in a few weeks time when everyone knows the rumours anonymous tip-offs to HR that Mr Director has been seen in his office quite late recently printing lots of stuff out.

The headhunter theme is interesting, but if this guy is as well liked high up as you suggest it could backfire horribly. How will you feel when they call him in and give him a juicy pay rise because they've 'heard he was looking elsewhere' and want to keep him?

 

[NMH]

The truth will 'out'.
I'd say that he's already making a rod for his own back, by marrying a girl he'd rather cheat on at the height of his supposed 'love' for her. So, right there he's living a sham.

If I were you, I might rather consider showing him a friendly face. He is a deceiver who is weaving a tangled web, and he might actually confide something in you, that can aid his undoing.

A bit of stealth might be in order - it'll help you think, rather than cloud your mind with deviant stuff.

Watch and take your time, it WILL end badly for him.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

You need to tell the lass to write down every incident involving this bloke. Write it down as soon as it happens and get names of witnesses. Don't exagerate anything just write it as it happened.If it comes to something formal then that will help her hugely.
My sister was the victim of the malicious, bullying office culture at Legal and General and ended up taking them to a tribunal. She had noted every incident, time, date, persons involved and when it came to the hearing the company didn't have a leg to stand on.
I doubt he is clever enough to do the same and probably doesnt have a good enough memory to be a good liar.
Six months down the line she could have enough on this guy to make a formal complaint and with enough witnesses could shatter his brilliant career.

Whatever you decide to do make sure that it is no way tracable to the lass involved, as that could backfire big time.



Failing that employ Tede, she's one evil lady.

Good Luck.

 

[tedebear]

Failing that employ Tede, she's one evil lady.

Good Luck.

Savvy Frank, I'm street savvy!

 

[magoo]

walk straight up to him when he is on his own. tell him straight out that he is a snydy little shit and that if he keeps going the way he is you will make his life misery. then add that you will deny this conversation. what can he do?

that's what i would do! go f***ing MENTAL on his ass!

 

[beorhthelm]

Pharma companies are paranoid. Mock up and leave stuff from other companies to be found. Put it about that he was seen coming out of the offices of a rival. Sign him up with headhunters.

oh, that one sounds good.


if he thinks he's a bit of a player, maybe some sexual health leaflet left on his desk?

What department he in? if in sales you can stitch him up with some bogus deal that he fluffs up due to coming onto the female rep who then reports him.