"Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Do you know where his wife (to be) works, and her name? Maybe worth sending her an anonymous letter to her work detailing his actions that night, albeit carefully. That will cause him no end of grief.

Yeah, had thought of that, but she is pregnant and I dont really want to f*** her life up, just his.

 

[tedebear]

Yeah, had thought of that, but she is pregnant and I dont really want to f*** her life up, just his.

Yeah you need something that everyone in the office can snigger about and that he'll know everyone is sniggering about him. Should cut him down a few pegs...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Yeah you need something that everyone in the office can snigger about and that he'll know everyone is sniggering about him. Should cut him down a few pegs...

Spoken like a true hellbitch. That is exactly what is needed.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Start rumours.

Do you work in one of Brighton' big finanace companies? a friend of mine has a small penis etc...

No, a Pharma company in Essex

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

No, a Pharma company in Essex

Any access to pills to put on a place on his desk / in his bag?

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

Yeah, had thought of that, but she is pregnant and I dont really want to f*** her life up, just his.

Sounds like you'd actually be doing her a big favour

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Any access to pills to put on a place on his desk / in his bag?

yeah, NOB ROT pills!!

 

[tedebear]

KY jelly and a rampant rabbit in his desk drawer, slightly ajar?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

KY jelly and a rampant rabbit in his desk drawer, slightly ajar?

Yeah!!! That'd be brilliant!!

How about a delivery of one to him? Like wrapped on his desk in the rabbit wrapping paper?!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

KY jelly and a rampant rabbit in his desk drawer, slightly ajar?

Decent shout, that, but don't waste all that cash bying a rabbit.

Some condom machines in pubs now have got little *cough* 'stimulators' in them for a couple of quid.

 

[tedebear]

Yeah!!! That'd be brilliant!!

How about a delivery of one to him? Like wrapped on his desk in the rabbit wrapping paper?!

oooh yeah - good idea!

or a delivery of gay porn through the office mail !! Slightly ripped covering

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Sign him up to gay porn magazines which get sent to his house and even have copies sent to your work place under his name

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Sign him up to gay porn magazines which get sent to his house and even have copies sent to your work place under his name

get women in the office to call his home numebr seeing if he wants more ''dirty talk'' but only when the wife answers

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Jesus, you guys are GOOD!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Hire a Barbershop quartet to sing to him from his "boyfriend"

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

David has just discovered a dildo hidden in his office while in a meeting with two business consultants
David Brent: Excuse me, everybody. What am I doing in there, with a dildo? She says it's not hers. And I for one believe her. So whose is it?
Trudy slowly puts her hand up
David Brent: Well, what's it doing in there?
Trudy: Well it's a birthday present. But... I don't know what it's doing in there.
to the two consultants David Brent: There, you see. Practical jokes. Is it today, your birthday? Many happy returns. But, what have we learned from this?
Trudy: Not to leave your dildo lying around.
David Brent: Don't let it out of your sight.

 

[Nibble]

walk straight up to him when he is on his own. tell him straight out that he is a snydy little shit and that if he keeps going the way he is you will make his life misery. then add that you will deny this conversation. what can he do?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

KY jelly and a rampant rabbit in his desk drawer, slightly ajar?

Like your style, bur he is a Director and therefore has own office which he locks when he is out.

 

[Nibble]

Or get a turkish immigrant to rape his arse.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Yeah, had thought of that, but she is pregnant and I dont really want to f*** her life up, just his.

You'd be doing her an injustice if she DOES marry this bloke, not knowing what an ARSE he is!