Valentines v Ipswich?

[chucky1973]

IS IT A BLOW UP DOLL YOU'RE DEALING WITH ?
regards
DR

I think you are the sort that's uses them regularly.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i think you are the sort that's uses them regularly.

GOT A PUNCTURE KIT
regards
DR

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[chucky1973]

GOT A PUNCTURE KIT
regards
DR

Oh your may to tough with them

 

[Eeyore]

Valentine's Day. Commercial bollocks. I was never interested. If you need such a day to tell someone you love them then what are you not doing on the other 364 days of the year ?

 

[dazzer6666]

GOT A PUNCTURE KIT
regards
DR

One small prick and they're useless.....

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

One small prick and they're useless.....

if you say so
regards
DR

 

[pearl]

So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.

well I've never heard it before and it made me laugh which is pretty good for a monday hangover day

 

[bhanutz]

well I've never heard it before and it made me laugh which is pretty good for a monday hangover day

JCL that's why......

 

[pearl]

JCL that's why......

to NSC yes .... smarty pants

 

[Two Professors]

Here's one for the ladies who didn't get a card on the 14th.

 

[perseus]

If my memory serves me right this is a special day in the calendar for the romantics amongst us all! What do I decide...being with my first true love or stay in with the Mrs, Emmerdale and a curry?...
...Amex it is then! Come on the Albion xxx

Flat as a pancake

 

[RandyWanger]

The current missus RW said she didn't mind if I go, which was nice, not like I needed her permission.

 

[bhanutz]

Valentine's Day. Commercial bollocks. I was never interested. If you need such a day to tell someone you love them then what are you not doing on the other 364 days of the year ?

Having an affair?

 

[Madafwo]

Despite the offer of not only a chilli and chocolate pie but a miniature bottle of wine SWMBO would not be swayed into joining me tomorrow. Nor would leave be granted so I'll be keeping an ear on the radio while I cook dinner.

 

[bhanutz]

Despite the offer of not only a chilli and chocolate pie but a miniature bottle of wine SWMBO would not be swayed into joining me tomorrow. Nor would leave be granted so I'll be keeping an ear on the radio while I cook dinner.

Under the THUMB! Have a stern word with yourself!

 

[Madafwo]

Under the THUMB! Have a stern word with yourself!

I tried that but she told me to keep it down...

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Despite the offer of not only a chilli and chocolate pie but a miniature bottle of wine SWMBO would not be swayed into joining me tomorrow. Nor would leave be granted so I'll be keeping an ear on the radio while I cook dinner.

Chilli and chocolate pie? Is that Piglet's special valentine's guest pie for tomorrow night? Sounds intriguing..

 

[Madafwo]

Chilli and chocolate pie? Is that Piglet's special valentine's guest pie for tomorrow night? Sounds intriguing..

It was the guest pie on Saturday so I'm assuming it's the same for tomorrow.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

It was the guest pie on Saturday so I'm assuming it's the same for tomorrow.

Ooh, I didn't see that on Saturday. Sounds tempting, but hubby and I already got "romantic", very early tea to fit in, before an indigestion inducing rush for the bus to get to the Amex in time for kick off. Can I persuade myself I feel hungry enough for pie by half time?