Valentines v Ipswich?

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Never heard that before..............

So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.

 

[BN9 BHA]

So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.

 

[bhanutz]

So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.

I took my precious time reading that tripe too! Defo deserve a ban!

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

At least I didn't get "fixtured". How ****in annoying was that phrase!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Big queue for Dicks on Tuesday?

 

[dazzer6666]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to the Amex
Not out with you

[emoji7]

 

[Stat Brother]

12 year old Jnr accosted Tomer for a selfie at 'fogged off' Cardiff.
He was so happy with the photo.

I told him he should swap the pic for the one of his first 'proper' girlfriend as his phones wallpaper.

When asked why, I replied:-

'Because Tomer, and the Albion, will be in your life a damn sight longer than she will'.


Some people have said I'm not romantic
I was right, though.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

If my husband suggested staying at home for an evening of sloshy romantic mush instead of going to the football, I'd be very, very angry.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

To me Valentines is a Grand National fence and if I go to the football, unlike many horses, she will get over it.

 

[chucky1973]

So.....Tuesday night. Never was a choice really. Just like our sex life she will come second.

And she would choose eastenders and holby over me anyway. So makes little difference.

I shall be sharing the love with the north stand Tuesday night.

 

[Triggaaar]

If my memory serves me right this is a special day in the calendar for the romantics amongst us all! What do I decide...being with my first true love or stay in with the Mrs, Emmerdale and a curry?...
...Amex it is then! Come on the Albion xxx

Indeed. It's not even a question.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

So.....Tuesday night. Never was a choice really. Just like our sex life she will come second.

And she would choose eastenders and holby over me anyway. So makes little difference.

I shall be sharing the love with the north stand Tuesday night.

You mean you keep going even after you have spilt your beans? that is admirable, or does she finish herself off in the en suite while you pick up and continue to read your Albion programme.

 

[chucky1973]

You mean you keep going even after you have spilt your beans? that is admirable, or does she finish herself off in the en suite while you pick up and continue to read your Albion programme.

No. I just pretend all is good. Throw her on top and it's soon over for both. Then the programme.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

No. I just pretend all is good. Throw her on top and it's soon over for both. Then the programme.

IS IT A BLOW UP DOLL YOU'RE DEALING WITH ?
regards
DR

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

No. I just pretend all is good. Throw her on top and it's soon over for both. Then the programme.

Good man, the only point in Mrs Chopper being next to me is she gives me something to dampen my fingertip so I can turn the page over.

 

[dazzer6666]

IS IT A BLOW UP DOLL YOU'RE DEALING WITH ?
regards
DR

INFLATED attendance figures ?

 

[Notters]

Why the **** they didn't move it to the Wednesday I'll never know.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Why the **** they didn't move it to the Wednesday I'll never know.

BARRY WHITE ANYONE
regards
DR

 

[Prince Monolulu]

His bestest

 

[Miximate]

My wife is coming with me.....



She will also be at the game.

Ladies first surely?