[Travel] Urgent Spanish translation required

[Juan Albion]

Come on, NSC, don't let me down. Some of you must be fluent in Spanish (Nicaraguan edition).

I need a translation of this urgently. (And I know enough Spanish to know if you are messing me around!)



Thank you.

 

[spence]

Go to bed Juan

 

[Juan Albion]

Go to bed Juan

Grassy arse, Spence.

 

[Taybha]

Very tricky lingo but I think it's pretty much along the lines of.

Help us, we have a Mr Potter and the ransoms not been paid but you can have him back for nothing as he won't stop talking about Dunk going to arsenal for 22 million dinari and Oliver Giroud in return, have pity, somebody come get him.

#Visit Nicaragua.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Woman: Juan, I’ve been telling you for nearly three years now. You’ve left me no choice but to go public in a last attempt to get you to take your fiscal responsibilities seriously. For God’s sake, please send me some money.

Child: Daddy?

 

[thejackal]

Que?

 

[Gafones]

Just saying she is Dani, Andrea's mum. What Andrea likes to do: play, walk and what she likes to eat, milk, rice, frijoles. They want to know more about you and what your name is. Goodbye and God Bless.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Mother: 0-2 against Cardiff?! At home! Are you having an actual fvcking laugh?
Child: Senor Chrees, he's lost the dressing room, Mamma.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Hola means hello

I got a bit lost after that

Hope this helps

 

[Justice]

You must of been on one to shag that.

 

[WATFORD zero]

you must of been on one to shag that.

it's MUST HAVE
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN

FFS

 

[Justice]

it's MUST HAVE
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN

FFS

Only a sad **** would correct grammar on a football forum IMO of course

 

[banjo]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Only a sad **** would correct grammar on a football forum IMO of course

There's a comma missing after 'forum'

 

[bristo]

Only a sad **** would correct grammar on a football forum IMO of course

Surely a pause mark is needed after 'forum' ! ��

 

[bristo]

HW...he begins with a capital letter after 'forum' so probably needs a full stop. What do you think?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

HW...he begins with a capital letter after 'forum' so probably needs a full stop. What do you think?

I understand where you're coming from but, as William Safire once wrote, 'no sentence fragments' and, in my not very humble opinion, he was correct.

 

[WATFORD zero]

HW...he begins with a capital letter after 'forum' so probably needs a full stop. What do you think?

Never mind what HW thinks, Willy Pope would be turning in his grave

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Never mind what HW thinks, Willy Pope would be turning in his grave

Only if he were alive today.

Incidentally, every time I see a post by the chap above this comes into my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7zDebveHeM

Listen to that and, now and forevermore, I'll not be alone

 

[Two Professors]

'Your Airbnb villa is ready for occupation,but we need your full banking details including passwords for security reasons'