Unlikely places/events you've been kicked out of

[Buzzer]

Are you forgetting being kicked out of a certain event at Hove greyhounds mate? now THAT was funny

*ahem* Yes, I do recall an incident now you mention it.

 

[Hampden Park]

The Viking Club in Eastbourne (late 70's) banned me and my mates for fighting. still banned now.

 

[Oscar]

I was kicked off the Palace Pier (land end thankfully) for winning too much on that horse racing game with the little toy geegees. Me and my mate had a handy little scam going. We were raking in the pennies.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I witnessed a man being ejected from Boots earlier today.

 

[Buzzer]

I got kicked out of the Carioca in Worthing once as well. I think The Wee Papa Girl Rappers were playing there.

Got kicked out of the Coach and Horses in Salvington once for underage drinking by a very pished Terry Spinks, landlord and ex champion boxer. He could barely stand so I kind of helped him escort me to the door. He was a lovely bloke.

 

[User removed 4]

I got kicked out of the Carioca in Worthing once as well. I think The Wee Papa Girl Rappers were playing there.
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Got kicked out of the Coach and Horses in Salvington once for underage drinking by a very pished Terry Spinks, landlord and ex champion boxer. He could barely stand so I kind of helped him escort me to the door. He was a lovely bloke.

you ******* ! I am now going to have " we rule , we papa rule the daaance , in a brand new fashion in a dance hall style we ridicule " going round in my head all day !

 

[Buzzer]

Serves you right, you Chelsea mug

 

[User removed 4]

Serves you right, you Chelsea mug

That's a very caustic reply to someone who is now an amex regular and who will be a season ticket holder next season lol

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I've only ever been kicked out of one place so mine's a bit boring. However, it did lead me to go to the Police station to find out if I was wanted for assault.

One of my last nights at University I went dressed as one of the lost boys (obviously). Anyway me and my freinds at uni certainly wern't the violent types. We had one rugby player in our group and he was a gentle giant.

Anyway, after one too many Spiced Rums there was a melee (not involving our group). I add, at this point I was barely able to stand. Anyway, in the melee someone was knocked down and was trying to get off the floor. All I remember is someone grabbing my legs and, in panic, I apparently kicked out and got this chap right in the chops. Needless to say I was kicked out although quite nicely by the men in black.

The next day I went for my work experience placement at a local radio station. The headline was that Police were after someone from the same club after a youth had been found attacked. Instantly I panicked. I was basically writing a news story describing myself. After about 20 texts off people asking if it was me, I went to the police station with the logic that I would eventually be found so best to hand myself in. I was bricking it.

Luckily it turned out to not be me but a security guard who had pushed someone down the stairs in the club, but I tell you, I was terrified.

 

[Blazing Apostle]

I was chased off the Great Pyramid at Giza by a very unhappy Egyptian with a rifle in the late 70's - after a few beers it had seemed like a good idea to climb to the top

 

[Box of Frogs]

2006 iirc, James Kirtley's benefit season launch lunch at the Grand, I was forcibly removed by security for heckling the after diner speaker, one Piers Morgan no less.....

Should have got a round of applause for that!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I was chased off the Great Pyramid at Giza by a very unhappy Egyptian with a rifle in the late 70's - after a few beers it had seemed like a good idea to climb to the top

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Frau Tubthumper was literally thrown out of the Basel Cathedral in Moscow. She missed a vital part of an exhibition so decided to go back and see it. The door people were having none of this and decided to push her back outside. She was not having none of this so decided to go back in. A comical pushing and swearing game ensued (I joined in behind Sarah pushing her) and eventually the security got her out of the doorway, slammed the door shut and that was that...cathedral closed until further notice. Who needs Pussy Riot eh?

 

[daveinprague]

I hired a club, and security in Brighton for a reggae dance, and one of the security wanted to throw me out for 'smoking', as it happened, I wasnt. So I sacked him. That made him a little grumpy.


In Saudi Arabia, I went into a shop that was selling a particular watch id seen in a magazine..opened the door, and strode in, and some Saudi started pushing me out the door, so I pushed back, and it sort of kicked off.. had no idea he was a policeman, and the store owner had been murdered and was lying on floor on the other side of the counter...spent a day and half in jail, until my company got me out.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

That's a very caustic reply to someone who is now an amex regular and who will be a season ticket holder next season lol

God help us

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

We were asked to leave the lobby of the House of Lords because Commander and his sister were playing silly buggers while we were waiting for one of the Lords who had invited us to tea.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I was thrown out of Victoria's Secret in Miami.

 

[Wilko]

I was chased off the Great Pyramid at Giza by a very unhappy Egyptian with a rifle in the late 70's - after a few beers it had seemed like a good idea to climb to the top

What a crackin story, made me lol

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

DOUG ELLIS STAND(HOME SECTION) at villa park
regards
DR

 

[Barry Izbak]

Focus DIY just off the M6 near Birmingham, circa 1997

The security were a bit nervous of us in blue and white stripes. No idea what they thought we were going to do