fataddick
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The vast majority of these seem to be football grounds, nightclubs and pubs. Surely those are the LEAST 'unlikely' places to get thrown out of?
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Unlikely places/events you've been kicked out of
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Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
That's top notch. Brilliant!
Poyetry In Motion
Pooetry Motions
I know it's not an unlikely event to be thrown out of a pub but I was asked to leave the Volunteer in New Road ( now Mash Tun? ) for shouting " cunnilingus" across a very crowded bar full of women - circa 1990.
brixtonA23
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- Aug 5, 2011
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Not really kicked out.....
1988 I was working at the new Gatwick North Terminal Duty Free Shop and this outrageous Jamaican woman decided to buy the entire whisky section. Being a simple shelf stacker I was volunteered to carry her purchases to a nearby BA 747 heading to Montego Bay. Way before any thought of terrorism to the level we live through now, every security stop happily waved her through. She was very funny, polite and a smile to die for. So red polo shirt man with only an on air access pass was waved through with her and onto the plane. I was happily allowed to carry her goods up to First Class and she was quite particular about how I should place two boxes behind seats in a pretty empty cabin. When you think it was two months before Lockerbie, it sounds insane now. But she was charming and gave me more money than I could earn in a week.
It was only when I felt the plane shudder I realised there might be a problem. And when a stewardess asked me to sit down as we would be taking off shortly, I had to say that I didn't have a ticket nor passport and think I really should get off. Being a BA First Class Stewardess she was unbelievable nice right up until her colleagues threw me off the large airliner, which due to the Captain's quick thinking was still attached to the airport.
Not about football, so hope it counts.
1988 I was working at the new Gatwick North Terminal Duty Free Shop and this outrageous Jamaican woman decided to buy the entire whisky section. Being a simple shelf stacker I was volunteered to carry her purchases to a nearby BA 747 heading to Montego Bay. Way before any thought of terrorism to the level we live through now, every security stop happily waved her through. She was very funny, polite and a smile to die for. So red polo shirt man with only an on air access pass was waved through with her and onto the plane. I was happily allowed to carry her goods up to First Class and she was quite particular about how I should place two boxes behind seats in a pretty empty cabin. When you think it was two months before Lockerbie, it sounds insane now. But she was charming and gave me more money than I could earn in a week.
It was only when I felt the plane shudder I realised there might be a problem. And when a stewardess asked me to sit down as we would be taking off shortly, I had to say that I didn't have a ticket nor passport and think I really should get off. Being a BA First Class Stewardess she was unbelievable nice right up until her colleagues threw me off the large airliner, which due to the Captain's quick thinking was still attached to the airport.
Not about football, so hope it counts.
Brighton Mod
Its All Too Beautiful
Crossed the border from Canada to USA at Niagra in 1987 without a visa. Was held in a detention room and then escorted back by a border guard with a gun. (in those days you needed a visa}. So got kicked out of America!!!
s5.bha
New member
- Aug 3, 2003
- 837
Ah .....the Gloucester , 4 times for me !
smudge
Up the Albion!
Long story.
Let's just say, it involved 4 pissed up marines, a rugby match and a taxi rank
Toulon?
sams dad
I hate Palarse
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
A few years ago I was in a nightclub in London. A couple of us had done some e's and a mate who was very powerfully built, was carrying me on his shoulders, trying to impress a couple of girls that we were pulling. Next thing I know he slipped on the wet floor and I landed on top of him. Immediately he said: "Agh! My ankle's f**k*d!" and he'd broken it. The bouncers weren't impressed and we got chucked out. The next few hours were spent in hospital, trying to act sober. He finally got it sorted out in Accident & Emergency after most of the night in there but was off work for months after on crutches.
I only need to think of that night and I get the giggles. Blinding!
I only need to think of that night and I get the giggles. Blinding!
Paris for England away a few years back, thrown out of a "nightclub" for nicking a gentleman's €1000 magnum of champagne. He was distracted with his 2 lady friends anyway.
Doha for Brazil away, chased by sheiks and local police after putting a mate in a (turned off) x-ray machine at the Four Seasons. Jumped in a cab and just shouted "drive drive drive" - cab driver thought we had murdered someone and drove us to the airport !
Doha for Brazil away, chased by sheiks and local police after putting a mate in a (turned off) x-ray machine at the Four Seasons. Jumped in a cab and just shouted "drive drive drive" - cab driver thought we had murdered someone and drove us to the airport !
The Birdman
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Nearly got kicked out of Ho Chi Min Mausoleum 3 days ago my friend would not take her hands out of her pockets, the security guards/ army are very pushy. Just got back today from South Viatnam Cambodia Laos and North Viatnam very intresting countrys they are being driven by the market economy now and i recommend you to go before it becomes spoilt. The other problem is that the locals ask who do you surport Man U or Man city I say Brighton they look at you and say who. Lets hope we can change this in the future?