Unlikely places/events you've been kicked out of

[Buzzer]

I'll start the ball rolling:

I nearly got kicked out of the Meatloaf concert at the O2 on Wednesday night for flicking Vs at a steward. In my defence I was drunk and he was being an ar$e.

I once got kicked out of the Theatre Royal for telling one of the staff that she looked like Reg Varney's missus from On The Buses.

I got asked to leave the family picnic area at Drusilla's once for bad language - there was a mother, father and daughter all decked out in Man U tops - They deserved it and I really couldn't help myself.

 

[supaseagull]

I got kicked out of the Pick n Mix shop when I was 13 for nicking one sweet.

 

[Titus]

I'll start the ball rolling:

I nearly got kicked out of the Meatloaf concert at the O2 on Wednesday night for flicking Vs at a steward. In my defence I was drunk and he was being an ar$e.

I once got kicked out of the Theatre Royal for telling one of the staff that she looked like Reg Varney's missus from On The Buses.

I got asked to leave the family picnic area at Drusilla's once for bad language - there was a mother, father and daughter all decked out in Man U tops - They deserved it and I really couldn't help myself.

Reg Varney's character in On The Buses wasn't married.

 

[Buzzer]

.Whoever that Doris bird was then, Mr Logic. The usherette knew who I meant.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Reg Varney's character in On The Buses wasn't married.

Hence the confusion and eventual ejection...

 

[Papa Lazarou]

.Whoever that Doris bird was then, Mr Logic. The usherette knew who I meant.

your anecdote is crumbling before our very eyes.

 

[Buzzer]

Hoisted by my own petard. I'll crawl back in my hole.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Wasn't Doris his sister ? No wonder they kicked you out for encouraging Incest

To the best of my memory, only ever got kicked out of The North Stand, The Hungry Years and The Good Companions

*edit* and the Blue Oyster Cult concert at the Brighton Centre (I may be returning to this thread during the day)

 

[Buzzer]

Mods - can you change the thread title to "threads that you now wish you'd never started"?

 

[Buzzer]

It's not too late to rescue this. Have I ever told you the story of when I accidentally took the piss out of a load of wheelchair users at a Groove Armada gig?


Or when I was inadvertently sick over a lady I was trying to chat up in a bar in downtown Johannesburg?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

You mean Olive?

 

[The Large One]

It's not too late to rescue this. Have I ever told you the story of when I accidentally took the piss out of a load of wheelchair users at a Groove Armada gig?


Or when I was inadvertently sick over a lady I was trying to chat up in a bar in downtown Johannesburg?

Go on then.

And can we have the cider-in-shoe story as well?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I will sort it out for you.
You meant Anna Karen who played Olive, stans (Reg Varney) sister, she was married to Arthur (the brilliant Micheal Robbins)
Doris, was Doris Hare her real name who played mum.

 

[Buzzer]

Yes. I mean Olive. His sister. Not his wife. Can we all just please forget that frigging story now?

Blimey, tough crowd.

 

[murciagull]

Stompond Lane circa 1970 something

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I got kicked out of bed and told to sleep downstairs and all I done was give my missus a dutch oven, she's no fun anymore.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I will sort it out for you.
You meant Anna Karen who played Olive, stans (Reg Varney) sister, she was married to Arthur (the brilliant Micheal Robbins)
Doris, was Doris Hare her real name who played mum.

In the first series she was played by Cicely Courtnedge (sp)

Actually Buzzer Anna Karen was quite a glam babe and had to dumb down to play Olive.

 

[Buzzer]

Go on then.

And can we have the cider-in-shoe story as well?

Oh dear. I'd forgotten about that. Once again, in my defence I was very drunk and not a champagne connoisseur so wasn't to know it was Magners cider in her shoe.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I once got kicked out of The Gloucester but I'd always supposed that was a right of passage rather than being unlikely...

 

[Perry Milkins]

Wasn't Doris his sister ? No wonder they kicked you out for encouraging Incest

To the best of my memory, only ever got kicked out of The North Stand, The Hungry Years and The Good Companions

*edit* and the Blue Oyster Cult concert at the Brighton Centre (I may be returning to this thread during the day)

What did you do at the Hungry Years to warrant an ejection?