Uncle Spielberg's Royal Ascot thread - tips and winners enclosed my friends

[Uncle Spielberg]

£ 25 000.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am very very confident about Coastal Path.

 

[Cecil]

£ 25 000.

Yeah, I will just get that out of my piggy bank

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

I am very very confident about Coastal Path.

If you want to risk some of your winnings Gareth, I've an owners e/w tip for the 6.30 @ Newmarket tomorrow evening - Desert Icon. The horse's first run out but they're very hopeful; trained by William Knight at Angmering.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Coastal Path beaten easily by Yeats, happily for me.

 

[Titanic]

Tips 7
Staks £ 140
Returns £ 213.75
Profits £ 73.25

Spielberg 2
Draw 2
Bookies 3

Go LARGE on Coastal Path. It WILL NOT lose.

£ 25 000.

15:45 Gold Cup (Group 1 - 2m4f)
1. Yeats
2. Geordieland
3. Coastal Path
10 ran

Tips 8
Staks £ 25,140
Returns £ 213.75
LOSS £ 24,926.25

Spielberg 2
Draw 2
Bookies - laughing all the way to the bank!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Tips 8

Stakes £ 160
Returns £ £ 213.75
Profits £ 53.75

Spielberg 2
Draw 2
Bookies 4

Coastal Path 3rd, never mind I am confident Commander Cane will bring the Bacon home.

 

[Cecil]

Normal service resumed ?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I'm 3 for 3 so far.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

1620 Britannia Stakes (Handicap - 1m)
1. Fifteen Love
2. Masaalek
3. TBC
4. TBC

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Collection 1st

Tips 10
Spielberg 3
Draw 2
Bookies 5

Stakes £ 200
Returns £ 315
Profits £ 115

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I promised profits and I have delivered.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Strategic Mission get on LARGE.

 

[algie]

I don't take tips from you anymore.Most of your horses don't even get placed.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

5 tips today and 4 in the frame Algie. £ 115 profit for Royal Ascot on tips given.

 

[Conkers]

5 tips today and 4 in the frame Algie. £ 115 profit for Royal Ascot on tips given.

What about if you had £10 e/w on every tip you have given on NSC. I'm pretty confident you would be in the RED by quite a few hundred, if not thousand pound.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Strategic Mission was complete wank it has to be said.

11 tips

£ 220 stakes
£ 315 returns
£ 95 profits

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I had two winners and THREE non-runners today. What's that all about?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Today's winners are

2.30 - African Skies
3.05 - Hebridean
3.45 - Lush Lashes
4.20 - Buccellati
4.55 - Amerigo
5.30 - Border Music

£ 10 e/w each

 

[Peppermint Tea]

US
I will oppose as follows:
2.30 Please Sing
3.05 Conduit
3.45 Psalm
4.20 Charlie Farnsbarns
4.55 Patkai (nap)
5.30 Jedburgh

I have been well and truly smacked by the bookies this week so I expect a gloating "Peppermint Tea, you couldn't tip coal" response come 6pm today...