Uncle Spielberg's Royal Ascot thread - tips and winners enclosed my friends

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Uncle Speilberg places tips on which horses he thinks will win races, Easy.

They lose, hilariously. Everybody has a jolly good titter.

To be fair, it's got a bit tired now - I mean, it's the same every single time. Got any other games US?

 

[looney]

I'm confused.
The title of this thread quite clearly has the words "tips and winners" in it. Have I misunderstood this somehow ?
How does this game work ?

Uncle Speilbull posts a tip then someone posts the winner and everyone laughs.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Liberate in the next anyone?

 

[Mtoto]

Winner: Missoula, trained on the remains of the old racecourse in Lewes. We should have been on....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Cesare got the door slammed in its face about 6 time FFS, came 4th, very unlucky indeed.

:thud:

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I had 2 winners yesterday. Today I will give you 4 winning bets.

2.30 - Aslaam
3.05 - Sabanda Perdida
3.45 - Ask
4.20 - ET

£ 10 e/w each

 

[CHAPPERS]

Two 2nd's by short heads for me yesterday, having a BREAK today.

 

[bhaexpress]

Actually I think the smart thing to do is to back any horse that US doesn't tip.

 

[Simster]

I had 2 winners yesterday. Today I will give you 4 winning bets.

2.30 - Aslaam
3.05 - Sabanda Perdida
3.45 - Ask
4.20 - ET

£ 10 e/w each

Eh? You gave us two tips yesterday and they both lost.

 

[tip top]

I had 2 winners yesterday. Today I will give you 4 winning bets.

2.30 - Aslaam
3.05 - Sabanda Perdida
3.45 - Ask
4.20 - ET

£ 10 e/w each

So YOU had two WINNERS but tipped US two LOSERS

 

[Icy Gull]

I have had the following tip from someone who generally does rather well on the horses

Duke of Marmalade and Bankable as a double

 

[Cecil]

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Aslaam wins 13/2

Spielberg 1
Bookies 2

Stakes £ 60
Returns £ 91.25

 

[Cecil]

Jesus, 2 out of 2.....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Sabanda Perdida wins 4/1

Spielberg 2
Bookies 2

Stakes £ 80
Returns £ 161.25
Profits for week £ 81.25

 

[Conkers]

I'm scared, is the world ending today?

 

[bathseagull]

Sabanda Perdida wins 4/1

Spielberg 2
Bookies 2

Stakes £ 80
Returns £ 161.25
Profits for week £ 81.25

Sing when you're winning, you only sing when you're winning (or drawing...)

 

[CHAPPERS]

I've dabbled. Duke of marmalade and Danehill Destiny in a double today.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You've wasted your money Max. Ask will win.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Some geezer just had £ 150 000 to win on Dule of Marmalade