Uncle Spielberg's Royal Ascot thread - tips and winners enclosed my friends

[Uncle Spielberg]

I will give a procession of tips and winners over the next 5 days. I will also do a running total of the profits you have made.

I have studied the form for the 1st race and this horse is primed and ready for this race. It will get us off to a flying start and its always good to play them game with a bit of folding in your pocket and in profit.

Get on LARGE and have faith, this will be Spielberg 1 Bookies 0

Royal Ascot 2.30 - Cesare

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" Uncle Spielberg - Southwick's very own Derek Thomson "

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Not long to get on.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Darjina......

 

[Mtoto]

Thought Arabian Gleam might be a bit of e-w value here at 28-1.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Anyone watching the bbc coverage? Clare Balding is wearing a MASSIVE hat.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Anyone watching the bbc coverage? Clare Balding is wearing a MASSIVE hat.

Isn't that just because she's got a MASSIVE head?!?! In fact, isn't she just MASSIVE generally or does it only look like that cos she is always standing next to jockeys?

 

[Cecil]

Fancy Tarig in the 2.30

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Cesare got the door slammed in its face about 6 time FFS, came 4th, very unlucky indeed.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fucker!

 

[Buttinhams]

0/1

 

[bristolseagull]

any deaths yet?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This time it really was unlucky

Spielberg 0 Bookies 1 - £ 20 staked , £ 0 returns

3.05 - Benbuan - £ 10 e/w

 

[looney]

Cesare has never won a class 1 race and was one of my top 2 to NOT back today, the other being ravens pass.

I did Fiscal Beo but dont know the result yet.

Oh shit speilbergs gone and tipped one of my longshots/minor bet now, benbaun.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

any deaths yet?

get off yer cross ... we need the wood


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[looney]

Oh great Speilberg you lemon! couldn't you tip horses at Newton abbot and put the hex on them?

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Ascot 3.05 result

1st 13 Equiano (FR) 22-1
2nd 9 Takeover Target (AUS) 6-1
3rd 15 Fleeting Spirit (IRE) 15-8 F


Benbaun finished 7th. Do you win anything for that, US?

 

[Simster]

Ascot 3.05 result

1st 13 Equiano (FR) 22-1
2nd 9 Takeover Target (AUS) 6-1
3rd 15 Fleeting Spirit (IRE) 15-8 F


Benbaun finished 7th. Do you win anything for that, US?

That's not very good is it? So when does "Benbaun" get shot then?

 

[Titanic]

Are you planning on losing £20 per race, US?

 

[looney]

That's not very good is it? So when does "Benbaun" get shot then?

If they shot it out of a Cannon it would still be unplaced.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm confused.
The title of this thread quite clearly has the words "tips and winners" in it. Have I misunderstood this somehow ?
How does this game work ?