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Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I don't want to talk about football anymore. Anyone seen any decent films recently ???
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
The Departed looks quite tasty 8.7 on imdb at the moment.
 






Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
18,884
Brighton, UK
Vertigo, on DVD 10.0
West Side Story, also on DVD - 11.0
 




Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I saw Borat last night. Beforehand i thought it was going to struggle with its invisible narrative and a set of jokes can often wear a throat within the first 20 minutes until its all too tiring to continue or take notice.
But, i did laugh constantly. To see a fat, hairy man sat on the face of our anti-semetic hero during their vast tustle due to the large one being caught vigorously touching himself on a Baywatch annual brought a tear to my asexual eye.

I won't do a Spielberg and copy the numbered score of another site, but it is probably worth a viewing.
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Just back from Corfu where it pissed down, however bars were showing pirate films all week so...

Severance:

An absolute must see! Danny Dyer plays himself (as usual) but it is class! manages to be hilarious,sick and a bit scary at once 9.6/10

World trade centre.

That bad I was rooting fo Al Queda. Nicholas cage in a hole in the dark for two hours while his mate has visions of Jesus. A golden Turkey. 3/10

You, me and Dupree.

I enjoyed this because it is just so predictable and comforting, Well thought out with some funny scenarios..expect no surprises though. 6/10

Snakes on a plane.

The best film about snakes on a plane ever made.
4/10
 




Tom Bombadil

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Jul 14, 2003
6,108
Jibrovia
Uncle Spielberg said:
I don't want to talk about football anymore. Anyone seen any decent films recently ???

What use will that information be to you - you only like rubbish films:p
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
The best 3 films I have seen this year are

Lassie 2005
Narc
Munich

and you reckon I don't have any taste tut tut
:rolleyes:
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Lassie 2005 - Shit me Unc.
Narc - Awesome film, as recommended by me.
Munich - Not bad for Spielbeard.
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Lassie 2005 is quite superb Les and I am not ashamed to say that.
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Watch it and then comment, do not make judgements based on ignorance or prejudice.

your post 0.4
 




Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Uncle Spielberg said:
Watch it and then comment, do not make judgements based on ignorance or prejudice.

your post 0.4

Judgements based on the fact it is Lassie and you have testicles (?).
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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As a great man once said

" listen without predujice "

All I am saying to you is

" watch without predujice "

your life will be enriched for following my advice.
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Uncle Spielberg said:
As a great man once said

" listen without predujice "

All I am saying to you is

" watch without predujice "

your life will be enriched for following my advice.

Don't take offence but I seriously doubt it. I can't stand kids films.
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
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Fairy Nuff
 


Jul 20, 2003
20,698
Bad Boy Bubby


what a splendidly f***ed up flick that is




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"The first thirty minutes of "Bad Boy Bubby" are great horror. Bubby (Nicholas Hope), a strange, retarded man-child, has been imprisoned by his mom (Claire Benito) for thirty years. He hasn't left the house, can't leave the house, because mom's been busy having sex with him and perverting his sponge-like mind. Early on, the film alienates viewers by throwing in a scene involving the killing of a cat. We then follow Bubby as he ventures into the outside world and has a series of amazing, hilarious adventures in which his outsider status is often misinterpreted. He fronts a rock band, gets intimate with a real disabled woman (Heater Slattery), and discovers life beyond the walls of his prison. The film is extremely original and daring, and Hope's performance as Bubby is .............................."
 


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