TV Development

[gripper stebson]

I am currently working in TV development. Anyone got any good ideas for TV shows. C4/5 9pm.

I am having a 'mind blank' day.

Come on - do my job!!

 

[Marc]

Midget Wrestling

 

[kevinsmith]

How about a reality show with celebrities helping to build Falmer

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Title: Bee-list celebs.

Celebs have to build things out of live bees.

Top prize goes to the celeb who successfuly builds a top hat out of bees and makes Ant and/or Dec wear it.

 

[Easy 10]

Monkey tennis.

 

[Wardy]

Nimbys vs Fans.

Two teams and they have to choose a player to enter a round. If they win they go through to the final game.

Rounds can be things like Know the Facts, Talk Bollocks, Get a letter published, find somethingh alive in the pond.

Final game is a full on punch up, with only those that have one their round being able to play. The last team standing wins.

 

[Everest]

The History of NSC

Next programme at 9.05pm

 

[Lokki 7]

How about an updated version of Bill and Ben? Two chaps (called Bill and Ben obviously) decide to throw in their high powered city jobs to start up a pottery business in Chepstow... with hilarious consequences.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How about a reality show with celebrities helping to build Falmer

Like Challenge Anneka?

An excitable big arsed blonde in a jumpsuit has only 6 months to construct a brand new architecturally stunning sports stadium, by phoning up building companies "out of the blue" and persuading them to donate time and materials towards the cause?

Mysteriously, despite the sudden and unexpected nature of the phone call requesting help/concrete/fencing panels/labourers, every single one of the workers from that firm miraculously turn up in sparklingly clean, brand new t-shirts and safety helmets complete with their firm's logo on, as if they had been prepared in advance!

 

[gripper stebson]

Best one yet - Lokki 7's!

We actually make Risking it All so it's familiar terrtitory!!!

 

[Marc]

Bozza Meets...

a series about a man named Bozza as he meets up with NSC users in suprising fashion (This Is Your Live stylee) and demands they buy him a beer for keeping NSC running. Then the cameras follow as the evening pursues into more beer/nightclubs/fights/naked chicks/kebabs etc etc

 

[On the Left Wing]

How about do a documentary of the Real Fathers For Justice - the militant arm of F4J .... I can give you contact details and a batman costume

 

[tedebear]

I love that show Grand Designs - I wanna see more of that stuff!! What people with more money than sense build!!

 

[Silent Bob]

Monkey tennis.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This thread is like one of Alan Partridge's dreams..

"would you like me to lap dance?"

 

[Curious Orange]

How about a property show where people on average incomes look for their first home, and then realise they can't afford it.

 

[Lokki 7]

Or a sitcom called Pinky and Perky about two soft porn actressess from Amsterdam who decide to throw it all in and open a pig farm near Inverness... with hilarious consequences.

 

[Redhead]

Put 2 dingeys of 5 z listers on the English Channel and tell them to surive they must pilege and plunder booty. First crew to Monaco wins a parrot!

 

[Curious Orange]

Or "Pensions Crisis: the dangers of not smoking or contracting cancer"

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Looney explains

In which each week Looney expound on some bizarre extreme right-wing theory.

Kev-the-Ape travel show.

Each week Kev and his mum visit a village pond and feed the ducks.

London Irish Debates.

Each week London Irish ties a celebrity to a chair gaffer tapes their mouth and then spends an hour haranguing them and explaining why Charlie Oatway is the best midfielder in the Championship.