TV Development

[gripper stebson]

Having just started this job i can assure you the 'arm wrestling with Chas 'n Dave' scene on Partridge is very close to the truth!

We recently pitched Exorcise Me! - A show where we teach chavs to become excorsists....

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[Highfields Seagull]

IT'S GRIM DOWN SOUTH

Geoff Boycott and Dave the Gaffer transform a sussex street to make it look like Yorkshire.

All the residents are made redundant and given flat caps and whippets tied to old bit's of rope. The streets are then covered in coal dust and slag heaps are put up in people's gardens.

 

[Stinky Kat]

fly on the wall documentary of the train home after a game up north. Lots of P1ssed folk being unPC and shouting very loud.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Celebrity Game Shooting:

Two celebrity teams of 5 are given shotguns and let loose on a vast country estate, the winning team is the one that wipes out all the opposition first. The prize is 10 year contract to present a cable TV gameshow in northern Kazakhstan. Free one way air ticket included.

Team One
Vanessa Feltz
Richard Madeley
Anthea Turner
Jade Goody
Jodie Marsh

Team Two
Prince Edward
Peter Andre
Fran Cosgrave (this will teach you to get a loife mate)
That fat thing from Wife Swap
Abi Titmuss

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'd like to see a 'real-life' survivial show, whereby people are stranded on an island and have to fend for themselves, that would be well good.

 

[London Calling]

How about an updated version of Bill and Ben? Two chaps (called Bill and Ben obviously) decide to throw in their high powered city jobs to start up a pottery business in Chepstow... with hilarious consequences.

and start up a homo sexual relationship whilst on weed!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Celebrity Game Shooting:

Two celebrity teams of 5 are given shotguns and let loose on a vast country estate, the winning team is the one that wipes out all the opposition first. The prize is 10 year contract to present a cable TV gameshow in northern Kazakhstan. Free one way air ticket included.

Team One
Vanessa Feltz
Richard Madeley
Anthea Turner
Jade Goody
Jodie Marsh

Team Two
Prince Edward
Peter Andre
Fran Cosgrave (this will teach you to get a loife mate)
That fat thing from Wife Swap
Abi Titmuss

You could incorporate a special 'Run the Gauntlet' scenario maybe where they hilariously pretend to burgle Tony Martin

 

[Tricky Dicky]

How about putting all those so untalented called celebs and putting them all in a room and ....... well nothing, just leave 'em there.

 

[Silent Bob]

How about an NSC pantomime? Dastardly Dan Harding is the villain... any other ideas?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You could incorporate a special 'Run the Gauntlet' scenario maybe where they hilariously pretend to burgle Tony Martin

Just for once I'd be on Tony Martin's side 100%

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I am currently working in TV development. Anyone got any good ideas for TV shows. C4/5 9pm.

I am having a 'mind blank' day.

Come on - do my job!!

A proper one-hour non-cliched documentary on the Albion's eternal battle against Little Englander NIMBYs and the country's piss-poor planning laws for permission (just PERMISSION, mind) to build a stadium befitting the so-called city.

Or just wrestle footage of last year's Labour Conference march from that bloody slacker Biscuit and show it uncut.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

How about editing an Albion match for 'The Championship' and making the highlights last for more than 45 seconds?

 

[enigma]

IT'S GRIM DOWN SOUTH

Geoff Boycott and Dave the Gaffer transform a sussex street to make it look like Yorkshire.

All the residents are made redundant and given flat caps and whippets tied to old bit's of rope. The streets are then covered in coal dust and slag heaps are put up in people's gardens.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

How about a property show where people on average incomes look for their first home, and then realise they can't afford it.

Get on the jet-to-let bandwagon ....

 

[Bakesy]

PC SMASHERS..............

please............i recently quit smoking and reckon i would be pretty good

 

[withdeanwombat]

There's this evil window cleaner who wants to take over everybody's round,but a vertically challenged opponent finds the magic Chamois leather (with added vinegar to prevent smearing),and by sawing through the aforementioned ewc's ladder with the help of magic and ,of course,trusty friends manages to bring the evil dude down...literally.



Lord of the Rungs.

 

[Beach Hut]

London Irish Debates.

Each week London Irish ties a celebrity to a chair gaffer tapes their mouth and then spends an hour haranguing them and explaining why Charlie Oatway is the best midfielder in the Championship.

That's the one

 

[Beach Hut]

Or alternatively:

Ernest Protests

 

[Giant Seagull]

Inner city Sumo

"very cheap....can do it in a pub car park"

 

[dougdeep]

How about a variety type show where talented people actually entertain and amuse people?
No sorry, I'm just being silly now, it would never happen.