Trick or Treat

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

My mate and I are thinking about going as Cameron and a pig

So you're selecting to be the pig?

 

[Medwayseagull]

What are your kids wearing for halloween?

Beat this.....

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The best thing about this one is that the kid in question will never have even heard of Silence of the Lambs, let alone watched it.

I thought the best thing about this one is that the child can't actually hold out the sweet begging bowl.

 

[BensGrandad]

They just said on Tv News that Halloween is the 3rd biggest shopping occassion of the year.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

It's a time of fun for all.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

I don't mind giving out sweets to the little kids, but in the end it got too much last year. We must have opened the door 8 times. We cleared a whole tin of chocolates, cakes and any other bits we could find. Tomorrow we will be clearing off about 5pm. I think Halloween has gone over the top now.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

I don't mind giving out sweets to the little kids, but in the end it got too much last year. We must have opened the door 8 times. We cleared a whole tin of chocolates, cakes and any other bits we could find. Tomorrow we will be clearing off about 5pm. I think Halloween has gone over the top now.

Stick a Jimmy Saville was innocent sign in your front garden that should deter the scrounging little f...............

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Stick a Jimmy Saville was innocent sign in your front garden that should deter the scrounging little f...............

Even better....

 

[studio150]

I will taking the slow road back from Reading and hoping for lengthy traffic jams, so by the time I get home, all the trick or treaters have gone home to bed, and I won't get pestered

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

I don't mind giving out sweets to the little kids, but in the end it got too much last year. We must have opened the door 8 times. We cleared a whole tin of chocolates, cakes and any other bits we could find. Tomorrow we will be clearing off about 5pm. I think Halloween has gone over the top now.

I remember living in a US neighbourhood with many children and having the doorbell rung near 100 times and giving away nearly 10 bags of candy and having to run to an outlet to buy additional candy during the evening with hardly a break to rest. You couldn't disappoint the "chill-ren." It was all very exciting seeing all the different costumes and it was only one night. It doesn't seem to be anything like it used to be in it's prime.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

I remember living in a US neighbourhood with many children and having the doorbell rung near 100 times and giving away nearly 10 bags of candy and having to run to an outlet to buy additional candy during the evening with hardly a break to rest. You couldn't disappoint the "chill-ren." It was all very exciting seeing all the different costumes and it was only one night. It doesn't seem to be anything like it used to be in it's prime.

That's the advantage of living in an apartment block with a doorman - keeps the little f****** out.

But, after New Years Eve, it's the best night in New York for seeing loads of very fit scantily clad women (normally fairly hammered) prowling the streets

 

[pastafarian]

Jeremy Corbyn outfit

just go as Mr Bean
two birds one stone etc etc

 

[BN9 BHA]

Trick or treat, she would scare the shit out of me if she knocked on my door.

 

[Chicken Run]

Anyone had any sweet beggars at the door yet?

 

[studio150]

Anyone had any sweet beggars at the door yet?

No idea, I've pulled the curtains, put headphones on and turned the volume up, so can't hear the door bell.

 

[Taybha]

Just had my first beggar , didn't have any sweeties to offer so her mum was quite happy for me to cough up some cash ! taken aback by this i almost put my hand in my pocket then thought nahhhhhhhhhhhhh , i'll have the trick please , mum tutted huffed and stomped off , no doubt my car will have all it's windows bricked come the morrow but the fekkin cheek of the woman , is that normal asking for cash now ? i usually black out the windows and make out i'm out .

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Biggest load of shit ever- any of you allowing your children to partake in this act of petty theft should be ashamed of themselves

I’ve got a sign in the window and I’ve got a baby I need to get to sleep- trick or treaters can **** right off


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[Hampster Gull]

Biggest load of shit ever- any of you allowing your children to partake in this act of petty theft should be ashamed of themselves

I’ve got a sign in the window and I’ve got a baby I need to get to sleep- trick or treaters can **** right off


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Not ashamed, great evening with the kids, what’s not to like.

 

[studio150]

Just had my first beggar , didn't have any sweeties to offer so her mum was quite happy for me to cough up some cash ! taken aback by this i almost put my hand in my pocket then thought nahhhhhhhhhhhhh , i'll have the trick please , mum tutted huffed and stomped off , no doubt my car will have all it's windows bricked come the morrow but the fekkin cheek of the woman , is that normal asking for cash now ? i usually black out the windows and make out i'm out .

Should have just given her a penny and told her to buy her children 8 Black Jacks or Fruit Salads.

A lesson learnt - don't answer the door

 

[studio150]

Not ashamed, great evening with the kids, what’s not to like.

But is it about the children, given there was a survey published about the number of parents who eat some of the sweets from their childrens takings, with 40% of parents eating more of the sweets than their children.

 

[driller]