Transfer Window 1 [now closed]

[The Great Cornholio]

Transfer Window 1

Here are the next round of possible transfers. These are available until Transfer Window 2 arrives.

Premiership

Arsenal may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £4 million. They have £35 million in the bank.
Aston Villa may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £3 million. They have £28 million in the bank.
Birmingham have no transfer activity.
Blackburn may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £2 million. They have £16 million in the bank.
Bolton have no transfer activity.
Charlton may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £6 million. They have £25 million in the bank.
Chelsea have no transfer activity.
Everton sell a Defender with a rating of 3 for £8 million. They now have £34 million in the bank
Fulham have no transfer activity.
Crystal Palace have no transfer activity.
Norwich sell a Defender with a rating of 1 for £1 million. They now have £8 million in the bank
Liverpool may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £3 million. They have £29 million in the bank.
Man City may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £3 million. They have £20 million in the bank.
Man Utd have no transfer activity.
Middlesborough sell a Striker with a rating of 2 for £3 million. They now have £28 million in the bank
Newcastle have no transfer activity.
Portsmouth have no transfer activity.
Southampton may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 5 at a cost of £8 million. They have £20 million in the bank.
Tottenham have no transfer activity.
West Brom have no transfer activity.

BTW - This is all automated by spreadsheet now - speeding up the process by 10 times. I just enter the dice rolls and the spreadsheet does the rest - including the above comments. Please let me know if you see any glaring errors

 

[CAFC Matt]

Charlton - Buy

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Championship

Brighton have no transfer activity.
Burnley have no transfer activity.
Cardiff have no transfer activity.
Coventry may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £600000 . They have £2800000 in the bank.
Crewe may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £400000 . They have £800000 in the bank.
Derby may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 4 at a cost of £800000 . They have £1000000 in the bank.
Gillingham may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 7 at a cost of £1400000 . They have £800000 in the bank.
Ipswich may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 6 at a cost of £1700000 . They have £2200000 in the bank.
Leeds may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £200000 . They have £600000 in the bank.
Leicester sell a Defender with a rating of 5 for £1200000. They now have £2000000 in the bank
Millwall may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 5 at a cost of £800000 . They have £1500000 in the bank.
Notts Forest may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £300000 . They have £2400000 in the bank.
Plymouth may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £200000 . They have £1600000 in the bank.
Preston have no transfer activity.
QPR have no transfer activity.
Reading have no transfer activity.
Rotherham may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £600000 . They have £1000000 in the bank.
Sheff Utd may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £100000 . They have £2300000 in the bank.
Stoke have no transfer activity.
Sunderland may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 5 at a cost of £900000 . They have £4000000 in the bank.
Watford may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £200000 . They have £500000 in the bank.
West Ham may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £300000 . They have £3400000 in the bank.
Wigan may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £400000 . They have £3000000 in the bank.
Wolves may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £800000 . They have £2400000 in the bank.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

League 1

Barnsley may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £150000 . They have £220000 in the bank.
Blackpool may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 1 at a cost of £30000 . They have £170000 in the bank.
Bournemouth may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 7 at a cost of £190000 . They have £150000 in the bank.
Bradford have no transfer activity.
Brentford have no transfer activity.
Bristol City have no transfer activity.
Chesterfield sell a Striker with a rating of 2 for £50000. They now have £120000 in the bank
Colchester may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £60000 . They have £120000 in the bank.
Doncaster have no transfer activity.
Hartlepool have no transfer activity.
Huddersfield have no transfer activity.
Hull City have no transfer activity.
Luton may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £30000 . They have £380000 in the bank.
Milton Keynes may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £60000 . They have £70000 in the bank.
Oldham may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £60000 . They have £110000 in the bank.
Peterborough may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £90000 . They have £130000 in the bank.
Port Vale have no transfer activity.
Sheff Wed may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £60000 . They have £180000 in the bank.
Stockport may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 7 at a cost of £170000 . They have £140000 in the bank.
Swindon may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 3 at a cost of £60000 . They have £270000 in the bank.
Torquay may buy a Defender with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £60000 . They have £150000 in the bank.
Tranmere have no transfer activity.
Walsall have no transfer activity.
Wrexham may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 2 at a cost of £20000 . They have £170000 in the bank.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Charlton - Buy

You have bought a striker for £6m leaving you £19m. The striker had a probable rating of 3 which turnewd out to be 5! A very good buy as your attack goes up by 5.

 

[CAFC Matt]

You have bought a striker for £6m leaving you £19m. The striker had a probable rating of 3 which turnewd out to be 5! A very good buy as your attack goes up by 5.

See I am as good as if not better the main man himself

 

[Trigger]

Coventry - Buy Please!

 

[Kenhead]

Can i have a striker please, for ipswich!

 

[Kryten]

gillingham and sheff wed buy

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

arsenal buy

 

[Yorkie]

Liverpool buy please

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Millwall Buy
Colchester U Buy.

ta.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

bournmouth buy

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Right - here goes.

Coventry pay a whopping £600000 for a striker of rating 2 leaving them £2.2 million. His rating of 2 turns out to be 3 so slightly better value.

Ipswich pay a massive £1.7 million for a striker of rating 6 leaving them just £500000 in the bank. This rating is accurate so 6 added to attack rating. Ipswich now have the best attack in the division but not much money left.

Gillingham cannot buy as they don't have enough money for this player.

Sheffield Wednesday buy a defender for £60000 leaving them £120000. His rating of 3 turns out to be 4 so a good buy. 4 added to defence rating.

Arsenal pay £4 million for a defender leaving them £31 million. His rating of 2 turns out to be correct so 2 added to Arsenals already mighty defence rating.

Liverpool pay a cut price £3 million for a defender of rating 3 leaving them £26 million. His rating turns out to be 4 so he is an even bigger bargain. 4 points added to defence.

Millwall buy a striker of value 5 for £800000 leaving them £700000. His rating turns out to be correct so 5 added to attack.

Colchester splash out £60000 leaving the £60000. Their defender of rating 3 turns out to be 4 so defence goes up by 4.

Finally, Bournemouth cannot buy as they don't have enough money for this player. No overdrafts and receivers in this game!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

For information, as a rule of thumb, an average price for a player is about 1.6 times his rating. So a player of rating 3 would have an average price of 5 money units (£5 million in the Prem, £500000 in Championship and £50000 in League 1). This can go to a maximum of 5 times the players rating if you are unlucky enough to throw a double 6. The player of rating 3 would then cost 15 money units and would be far from good value.

Hope this makes sense.

 

[Kryten]

Gillingham cannot buy as they don't have enough money for this player.

bloody pikeys

Sheffield Wednesday buy a defender for £60000 leaving them £120000. His rating of 3 turns out to be 4 so a good buy. 4 added to defence rating.

thankyou, should stop letting in so many goals now, and actually win a match

 

[tinx]

Southampton -buy

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Southampton -buy

Southampton pay £8 million leaving them £12 million. Their defender of rating 5 turns out to be as expected so 5 added to defence.

 

[Artois]

League 1

Stockport may buy a Striker with a probable rating of 7 at a cost of £170000 . They have £140000 in the bank.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT



Is there nothing I can do?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT



Is there nothing I can do?

I'm afraid not - wait for a cheaper one to come along!