train carnage again to london

[goldstone]

All of this is a pretty pointless argument as all the doors are automatically locked anyway. You couldn't get out unless you're Dynamo. This isn't 1985 where you can stick your head out the window of a moving train.

All trains have an emergency exit function which allows you to open the doors.

 

[goldstone]

So I take it you never considered phoning the police to claim that the guard was holding you hostage ? Just think you could have been out there in a helicopter in no time at all if you had claimed to have shot him. Imagine the post incident review, all of the rail companies would have got around the table and immediately put an end to all rail delays ever. I believe this is what happened in Switzerland back in the day.

Exactly. You need to think outside the box when being held hostage by the train company.

 

[westsussexmackem]

Why do the trains brake down so frigging often down here? Cars don't. Good job planes don't.

It's got to be down to the shitty 3rd rail system they use down here.

Can't quite remember the last smooth train journey I was on.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Aldrington?

Portslade station used to be called 'Portslade And West Hove' I think.

Ah, right.

It seemed like a Bucket/Bouquet moment.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Portslade was in Portslade but they moved it to West Hove but kept the name....Hove used to be West Brighton & although it stayed where it is the name changed to Hove

 

[Lower West Stander]

All trains have an emergency exit function which allows you to open the doors.

So you would smash the glass on the emergency exit to open the train door which would then alert the driver cause even more trouble?

As anyone on here who commutes will tell you, disruptive passengers are one of the biggest causes of train delays. They tend to be people with massive chips on their shoulder hellbent on teaching authority a lesson but just having the net effect of making things worse......

You haven't a clue.

 

[Insel affe]

Any troubles getting back tonight people, wife is stuck at East Croydon with no info, nothing on southern rail info board ?

 

[Sussax]

Took me 45mins to get from Wivelsfield to Haywards Heath this morning! Was only in HH for around 45mins, to go in ONE shop.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Any troubles getting back tonight people, wife is stuck at East Croydon with no info, nothing on southern rail info board ?

Still on my sofa from this morning. I agree the Southerns site says everything's on time. Mind, they were saying that when we'd been sitting at Hove for 45 minutes this morning.

 

[Insel affe]

Still on my sofa from this morning. I agree the Southerns site says everything's on time. Mind, they were saying that when we'd been sitting at Hove for 45 minutes this morning.

She was on a train home and got to East Croydon and sent back to London Bridge ! Think she is in the bloody pub Richard, left holding the baby again !! Trust your well sir.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

She was on a train home and got to East Croydon and sent back to London Bridge ! Think she is in the bloody pub Richard, left holding the baby again !! Trust your well sir.

Surviving, thanks matey. Next operation in 10 days, my 5th in 8 months, not a lot of fun. Not forgotten about the next order, should be in the next few weeks hopefully. You ok, apart from a missing wife ?

 

[goldstone]

So you would smash the glass on the emergency exit to open the train door which would then alert the driver cause even more trouble?

As anyone on here who commutes will tell you, disruptive passengers are one of the biggest causes of train delays. They tend to be people with massive chips on their shoulder hellbent on teaching authority a lesson but just having the net effect of making things worse......

You haven't a clue.

I am not normally a disruptive person, but I truly believe that at some stage during a six hour delay I would start to become so. And I rather think that most other people on the train would welcome someone actually doing something, not just sitting there like a captive sheep.

 

[Insel affe]

Surviving, thanks matey. Next operation in 10 days, my 5th in 8 months, not a lot of fun. Not forgotten about the next order, should be in the next few weeks hopefully. You ok, apart from a missing wife ?

Fine thanks now I have just put the little one to sleep and the wife is due back in about an hour so time for a nice glass of wine watching SSN in peace !

Good luck with the operation, dont worry about the flooring just yet, its too cold to be sat in the conservatory watching cricket young man !

 

[Insel affe]

I am not normally a disruptive person, but I truly believe that at some stage during a six hour delay I would start to become so. And I rather think that most other people on the train would welcome someone actually doing something, not just sitting there like a captive sheep.

You say that, however the glares from people you would get from people who dont like confrontation thinking in some way it will delay them even more is just toooo much for an Englishman and his stiff upper lip to contemplate.

 

[Insel affe]

I am not normally a disruptive person, but I truly believe that at some stage during a six hour delay I would start to become so. And I rather think that most other people on the train would welcome someone actually doing something, not just sitting there like a captive sheep.

Nothing to see double post

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Any troubles getting back tonight people, wife is stuck at East Croydon with no info, nothing on southern rail info board ?

I stayed a bit later at work tonight - not much, mind - due to FCCUUNN**S making me 3 hours late this morning. Got to East Croydon about 18:15 and there was a lovely Gatwick Express just pulling in. Think it was about 5-10 minutes late. Never knew they stopped at East Croydon. Might try it again tomorrow night. Half-empty, really comfy seats, discarded Evening Standard to read. Result!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I stayed a bit later at work tonight - not much, mind - due to FCCUUNN**S making me 3 hours late this morning. Got to East Croydon about 18:15 and there was a lovely Gatwick Express just pulling in. Think it was about 5-10 minutes late. Never knew they stopped at East Croydon. Might try it again tomorrow night. Half-empty, really comfy seats, discarded Evening Standard to read. Result!

I believe some Gatwick Expresses don't stop at Gatwick ... go figure (unless "Express" means you see Gatwick whizz past the window)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I believe some Gatwick Expresses don't stop at Gatwick ... go figure (unless "Express" means you see Gatwick whizz past the window)

Yup, this one never stopped at Gatwick, nearest it got was Three Bridges

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Papa, I don't have a list, but, Mon last week was bad snow, I've claimed 2 hours morning. Fri was broken down train, I've not claimed yet but will be another 2 hours, then today at least an hour. As I usually head home when there's problems, to work there, so I don't know about the return trips but I was told evening was bad on Fri as well.

Far be it for me to think you're after the info just so you claim for anything going, no-one would ever do that .... Would they

don't forget the trespasser on the track between croydon and london b
ridge last Thursday and the broken down train around hove last Friday.

 

[The Large One]

I am not normally a disruptive person, but I truly believe that at some stage during a six hour delay I would start to become so. And I rather think that most other people on the train would welcome someone actually doing something, not just sitting there like a captive sheep.

This post says far more about your mental and social instabilities than anything, really.