Traffic Cops in Sussex

[Springal]

The stowaway on the lorry - did I really hear the copper say at the end that "we will give him a train ticket to somewhere, and we'll never see him again", after all the resources they piled into arresting him?

To Croydon isn't it, for immigration services.

 

[skipper734]

The stowaway on the lorry - did I really hear the copper say at the end that "we will give him a train ticket to somewhere, and we'll never see him again", after all the resources they piled into arresting him?

It's got to be true cos you couldn't make it up.

 

[Lord Bamber]

As an aside, I must have missed something, why was Primrose pretending to be Patience or vice versa ?

Primrose, Precious, Patience? Was there three of them? I am confused now!

It's true, I'm no arselicker but the amount of times I've been nabbed for minor stuff like pissing in the street or driving without a seatbelt, had a laugh and a joke with the copper, apologised and they've let me off.

They're just folk doing their jobs like your or me, you piss them off and they're not gonna help you. That cyclist was a proper numpty for keep arguing.

Well put DS, in a nutshell what they're like. Although is pissing in the street a minor offence?)

 

[Everest]

Although is pissing in the street a minor offence?)

It's an offence whatever your age