Trades you don't like

[SK1NT]

traffic wardens

 

[Chesney Christ]

NEWSPAPER JOURNALISTS.

An industry generally populated by "ruthless" arseholes who make their living from attacking and criticising others.

The few with any integrity whatsoever - those who don't work or write stories for the gutter rags - have usually had to spend 25 years getting there.

 

[Beach Hut]

Car mechanics - total bullshitters

 

[Lush]

Sort of.

It works on a similar principle to the paint swatches, but Pantone uses numbers rather than names. We use these swatch sticks well. A computer screen does not give an accurate colour match for the final print.

The vast majority of colour printing uses four colours: cyan, magenta, yellow and black (commonly abbreviated to CMYK). However, there are some shades and tones that you cannot get with these colours, so sometimes a ‘special’ colour is required - a Pantone. These are made up of a combination of different colour inks.

You will commonly find them on magazine covers where there is a really garish pink or orange title on the front.

Oh - and like it really MATTERS what colour you use (cos the printers will f*** it up anyway).

Designers are only there to make the copywriter's words look pretty ...

 

[Lush]

And I add BINMEN.

Closely followed by next down the evolutionary scale (and just ahead of frozen yoghurt) - the RECYCLING BOX monkeys...

The next time I have to retrieve my friendly green "Bertie" box from where it has been emptied and hurled into the neighbours tree - I am going to give them a right TICKING OFF.

 

[Raphael Meade]

The ROZZERS.

good shout CRAPPERS.

...and add to the list those ##### that clamped my car last week.

 

[Brixtaan]

i'm starting to dislike binmen.Too fussy.

 

[Bwian]

The Motor Trade...

Oi! Watchit matey......

 

[Dr Breakfast]

I must agree with the Recruitment agency types. They push jobs at you left, right and centre without a care in the world as to whether they're in any way suitable. And it does make you wonder if these rtoles are so good why don't they take them instead of degrading themselves as agency staff?

It's rather like teaching.

Those who can't, teach

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

TV evangelists.

Preying on the weak.
Send all your money if you want to be saved and we'll send you a plastic glow in the dark f***ing cross.
We'll call it a charity, pay no tax, and make a shit load of cash from these poor lost souls until we're caught with our fingers in the till or in one of the parisheners wives.

 

[Weezle]

HR are a bunch of wankers. They just take the company's line and are there to screw you over. I have no time or respect for 90% of them - the stories i could tell.

Estate agents too are by and large complete twats. Why do they have to give you the run around and put you through hell. I hope the housing markets takes a downturn, so it's them that has to lick arse. @@@@@!

 

[Safeway]

Recruiment agencies.

Bastards, the lot of them. Recently been job hunting, and they've got right on my tits. They cant seem to do somthing as simple as read your CV and so send you jobs that arnt remotely close to your skills. If i can program SQL id have it on my f***ing CV wouldnt i? Or they'll just edit your CV so you look a right tit in the interview as you dont know about stuff thats on "your" CV.

Then after an interview they want a full debriefing the second your out of the place, yet cant be arsed to give you any feedback if your not successfull. Thanks, your a great help.

Then when you *do* get a job offer, but your not sure about it, they start pitching what salary you could be on in a year or two if you take this fantastic oppurtunity? Eh? I after a job NOW not looking for what i'll be doing in 2 years time. Oh, and if the job is so great and going to be so great in 12 months, why dont they take the role instead of dicking about on half the salary trying to pimp me?