[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[Stat Brother]

I would like to offer my sincere congratulations to the Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain.

5pm and no new allegations of sexual assault today,

Again, Congratulations all concerned.

Truly remarkable times.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Nadine Dorries will be on twitter later boasting about handing over the Wimbledon trophy and he she loves cricket

 

[Hugo Rune]

Stop picking on Boris the grate and MOVE ON snowflakes

Theres a good explanation for all the allergations against him. When he was entertaining Carrie a few years ago when his wife had cancer, he simply said "Its time for some nosh" after working hard all day long, meaning that he wanted his din-dins, and the Cazmeister misinterpolated his comment and gave him a gobble instead.

Similarly when an MP walked into his office to find them in a compromising position it was cos Carrie again confused Boris talking about his favourite musical instrument that he had at Eton that had left out in the rain, and said 'I miss my rusty trombone" so she supportively rammed her tongue in his bottom and gave him a reacharound whilst he hit the high notes

It could happen to ANYONE so take a hike you wokerati.

Regards

DF

Admirable restraint there PPF!

I was anticipating a mention of Boris’ favourite American dessert but you managed to keep the brake on.

 

[monty uk]

Admirable restraint there PPF!

I was anticipating a mention of Boris’ favourite American dessert but you managed to keep the brake on.

Blueberry Pie - a la Waltons?

Spotted Dick - no too English.

Eton mess?

Creme caramel?

Banana pudding?

Fried Twinkie? - look it up.

Do tell.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Stop picking on Boris the grate and MOVE ON snowflakes

Theres a good explanation for all the allergations against him. When he was entertaining Carrie a few years ago when his wife had cancer, he simply said "Its time for some nosh" after working hard all day long, meaning that he wanted his din-dins, and the Cazmeister misinterpolated his comment and gave him a gobble instead.

Similarly when an MP walked into his office to find them in a compromising position it was cos Carrie again confused Boris talking about his favourite musical instrument that he had at Eton that had left out in the rain, and said 'I miss my rusty trombone" so she supportively rammed her tongue in his bottom and gave him a reacharound whilst he hit the high notes

It could happen to ANYONE so take a hike you wokerati.

Regards

DF

Ironic and hilarious.

 

[dolphins]

Nadine Dorries will be on twitter later boasting about handing over the Wimbledon trophy and he she loves cricket

She was also at Silverstone before the race started (for the first time) looking very stoney faced! Clearly wasn't happy to be there (and that was before the awful rendition of the national anthem!!). She also gave Sainz his first place trophy at the end but looked far happier as the world's cameras would have been on her!!

 

[Hugo Rune]

Blueberry Pie - a la Waltons?

Spotted Dick - no too English.

Eton mess?

Creme caramel?

Banana pudding?

Fried Twinkie? - look it up.

Do tell.

This is the day Carrie get’s her favourite treat……

https://youtu.be/gj_aHCpZl4k

 

[A1X]

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[Stat Brother]

Anyone highlighted this yet?
It's so hard to keep up.

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[Blue Valkyrie]

Anyone highlighted this yet?
It's so hard to keep up.

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Elect a pathological lier, get lies ?

 

[clapham_gull]

The MP who resigned from the whips office is now claiming he resigned because of health issues. Unfortunately at the time he had a different story.

 

[Bodian]

The MP who resigned from the whips office is now claiming he resigned because of health issues. Unfortunately at the time he had a different story.

To be fair to him, he said at the time that it was for 'personal reasons'. It's not a great step from 'personal' to 'health' or vice versa - and in some instances you could easily describe a health problem you didn't want made public as a 'personal' issue.

 

[clapham_gull]

To be fair to him, he said at the time that it was for 'personal reasons'. It's not a great step from 'personal' to 'health' or vice versa - and in some instances you could easily describe a health problem you didn't want made public as a 'personal' issue.

That's the official line, but sources have said he had previously threatened to resign if Mr Tickle got the job.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Further allegations - on top of the ones published today - about Chris Pincher in The Sun tomorrow, with another man coming forward to say he was a recipient of inappropriate and unwanted sexual touching from Mr Pincher.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Further allegations - on top of the ones published today - about Chris Pincher in The Sun tomorrow, with another man coming forward to say he was a recipient of inappropriate and unwanted sexual touching from Mr Pincher.

And his line is that he’ll carry on as an MP and seek medical help.

It’s ironic and many Tories despise this shirking of responsibility. It’s typical ‘it wasn’t me, it was my condition’ BS. But the PM has set the tone by effectively making sure, if you are a minister, no matter what you are guilty of, an apology and perhaps a bit of treatment is suffice.

I suspect that this serial arse-&-cock botherer has many more skeletons in his cupboard. A sex pest that has risen to one of the highest positions in power in this country despite everyone knowing his hands are completely out of control after a couple of bottles of wine.

The Police should begin their investigations here:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travellers_Club

 

[LamieRobertson]

I would like to offer my sincere congratulations to the Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain.

5pm and no new allegations of sexual assault today,

Again, Congratulations all concerned.

Oh i dunno Dianne Abbott came out with this corker yesterday
‘’But that’s because Boris Johnson has been rumoured to be the one who likes assaulting women. So it's sheer hypocrisy from him.”

…but then I’m not sure how much credence can be placed on the messenger

 

[Machiavelli]

Oh i dunno Dianne Abbott came out with this corker yesterday
‘’But that’s because Boris Johnson has been rumoured to be the one who likes assaulting women. So it's sheer hypocrisy from him.”

…but then I’m not sure how much credence can be placed on the messenger

Diane Abbott endures the most hostility of all MPs, including numerous instances of hate crime.
Johnson has been through numerous relationships with women, and had a high profile incident with the current Mrs Johnson that was reported by a neighbour and violence was mooted. His father also beat his wife systematically, and we do know that most abuse is learnt behaviour from within the family.

 

[Gwylan]

Oh i dunno Dianne Abbott came out with this corker yesterday
‘’But that’s because Boris Johnson has been rumoured to be the one who likes assaulting women. So it's sheer hypocrisy from him.”

…but then I’m not sure how much credence can be placed on the messenger

She was repeating what Charlotte Edwardes said about how she was sexually assaulted by Johnson (a claim that No 10 denies). Edwardes is, of course, a writer for those well known far left publications: The Times, Telegraph and Tatler.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Oh i dunno Dianne Abbott came out with this corker yesterday
‘’But that’s because Boris Johnson has been rumoured to be the one who likes assaulting women. So it's sheer hypocrisy from him.”

…but then I’m not sure how much credence can be placed on the messenger

Didn't she once have a gin and tonic on a train ?

Heinous behaviour.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Didn't she once have a gin and tonic on a train ?

Heinous behaviour.

Wouldn't affect her maths even if she did.