[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[Worthing exile]

Nothing would surprise me. I wouldn’t be shocked if he gets up to the lectern, unzips his face and a worm with Margaret Thatcher’s reanimated head on it crawls out and screams like a newborn goat.

It wouldn't surprise me if he unzipped his fly as well

 

[Dick Swiveller]

What have we done? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

 

[vegster]

After I have completed today's babysitting and then 5 hours at work I will mostly be drinking.. happily ! #Clownfall

 

[Eric Potts]

Liz Truss , urgently flying back from the G20. Didn’t she say it was essential she was there to represent the UK.
I wonder why she’s returning earlier than planned?

 

[The Clamp]

You were telling anyone who would listen endlessly over the last few days that he’s definitely not going and is here to stay for good. How this scandal was no different to the ones that preceded it.

It was a point of view. I was possibly wrong. It happens. Pop your big boy pants on and get over it







Although, he ain’t gone yet….

 

[The Clamp]

You're enjoying today aren't you!

Political death, by being slowly eaten alive is Voyeauristic political pleasure

Am I enjoying the downfall of Boris Johnson? Yes. I’d like to see his speech live then I’m off to watch Elvis. Which looks shit.

 

[mikeyjh]

I don't suppose it's a coincidence that his staying office for the next couple of months might take him pay the length of May's time in office?

 

[Uh_huh_him]

You were telling anyone who would listen endlessly over the last few days that he’s definitely not going and is here to stay for good. How this scandal was no different to the ones that preceded it.

He hasn't gone yet .
If he has secured the job for 3 months, as some are reporting, that gives him time.

Who knows what deals he can do in that time.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Johnson doesn't appear to understand go now means go now.

There should be a grandee to come in to look after government for a short period. Someone like David Davis.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Johnson doesn't appear to understand go now means go now.

There should be a grandee to come in to look after government for a short period. Someone like David Davis.

I suppose it would need to be Raab, as the current Deputy PM.

 

[doogie004]

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Sky news while interviewing outside parliament you can here the Benny hill music [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]brilliant


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[gripper stebson]

To the person playing the Benny Hill theme tune behind all the news reports from Downing Street I doff my cap.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Johnson doesn't appear to understand go now means go now.

There should be a grandee to come in to look after government for a short period. Someone like David Davis.

Cameron already in discussions.*

* This is not true.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Never mind, already mentioned.

 

[Titanic]

What have we done? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

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Please God... NO!

 

[The Clamp]

To the person playing the Benny Hill theme tune behind all the news reports from Downing Street I doff my cap.

Yakety Sax

 

[Frutos]

Apparently he has appointed a full new Cabinet.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Cameron already in discussions.*

* This is not true.

Haha

PM doesn't have to be an MP, it's convention but not law so you could have a Lord step in.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

I thought he might have called an election, just to ensure that whoever replaced him as Tory leader won't be prime minister. But maybe he's not as spiteful as I thought

 

[Guinness Boy]

Now it's "Bye Bye Baby"