Tomasz Kuszczak Limerick Competition

[Frutos]

At limericks watch us all dabble
And join in the goalkeeping babble
We can't spell his name
To pronounce it's the same
And we don't want his letters in Scrabble.

Brilliant.

 

[Sam Ovett]

There now is a 'keeper from Krosno Odrzanskie,
who plays for Brighton and Hove Albion FC,
He signed in mid June,
Hangs around the Saloon,
I hope he handles a ball better than whiskey

I should have listened more in English

 

[salty seagull]

So now we`ve signed Tomasz Kuszczak
And his girl has a wonderful rack,
She loves that big Pole
And her hole was his goal
Now the Pole`s in her hole in the sack.

 

[Dougie]

You signed a funny goalie called kuszczak
Who when coming for the ball used to flap
The ball bounced about
He never gave a call or shout
And the defenders ended up on Prozac !

 

[LukeOwen]

So now we`ve signed Tomasz Kuszczak
And his girl has a wonderful rack,
She loves that big Pole
And her hole was his goal
Now the Pole`s in her hole in the sack.

haha

 

[making plans for nigel]

TB splashed the cash for the pole
When signing for you took its toll
He ran to trap two
To have a quick poo
And got stuck in the glory hole



alledgedly

 

[peterward]

Kuszcack was driving, toward Ipswich Town,
"Hola eees Gus", made him turn around.
Ipswich fans, they did cry,
But some things money can't buy,
Like OUR keeper, you fat scouser clown.

 

[ezmally]

Rejoice, for 'Big T' has arrived
We all cheered we all hugged we all cried
For our keepers have been cack
No real class at the back
He's so good he could save with his backside.

 

[Gonzo]

TB splashed the cash for the pole
When signing for you took its toll
He ran to trap two
To have a quick poo
And got stuck in the glory hole



alledgedly

A sad little Nigel from Palace
With an unhealthy obsession for phallus
For years he would posit
Trapped deep in the closet
Resorting to cheap shots and malice

x

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Tom K is new to the mix
A genius between the sticks
He's the big Pole
Who'll protect Brightons goal
He's so good it makes Palace sick

 

[making plans for nigel]

A sad little Nigel from Palace
With an unhealthy obsession for phallus
For years he would posit
Trapped deep in the closet
Resorting to cheap shots and malice

x

Disqualified, not about Kuszczak

 

[Winker]

From Poland there came a young stopper
Who acted all prim and most proper
But when in came a pass
He fell to the grass
And knocked it away with his chopper

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Glad its not an anagram competition

 

[16bha]

There was a young man from Krosno Odrzańskie
After saving a pen he would give strikers a hanky
They'd cry and they'd cry
And no balls passed him by
And now Tomasz has joined the great blue & white army!

 

[Winker]

When Gus needed one for the goal
He turned to an immigrant Pole
But the Slovak and Dane
Used language profane
Cos both ended up on the dole

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

there once was a keeper called Kuszczak,
who got stung on the neck by a wasp.
when asked 'did it hurt?'
he said 'no, not much'.
'it can do it again if it likes'

 

[Doc Lynam]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Kazack

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Kazack

 

[Doc Lynam]

That was my inspiration, but with a new twist at the end !

Edit just clicked on what you put up, now thats a new twist!

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Glad its not an anagram competition

ZZ as OK smut Zack