Tomasz Kuszczak Limerick Competition

[D'Angelo Saxon]

The Albion have signed Tomas Kuszczak
Every shot, round the post he would push that
The team were now able
to rise up the table
and none of the fans ever looked back.

 

[withdeanwombat]

The Communist bloc on the whole
On the world placed a terrible toll.
Now it's all so uncertain
We've no Iron Curtain

But at least we have Khrushchev in goal.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

ZZ as OK smut Zack

See what I mean?

 

[pasty]

So we've had a new keeper enrol
Rumour has it that he is a Pole
So Gus is up to his tricks
He's stuck a pole 'tween the sticks
Now that should narrow the goal

 

[Guinness Boy]

Our ex-Premier Keeper, a Pole
Thought dogging was good for the soul
The cheeky young nipper
Got hold of a stripper
And said ‘every pole hole’s a goal’

 

[misterspatch]

We've signed a keeper called Tom,
He was on a free so didn't cost us a bomb,
He's our number 1 pole,
he's our player in goal,
and he does it for nsc.com?

Last line needs help

 

[rool]

Kuszczak Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak
Kuszczak Kuszczak Kuszczak

 

[Bald Gull]

A competition's been set by Guy Crouchback
To write a poem about Tomasz Kuszscak
To win a Polish Course for a rhyme
Is a complete waste of time
I'd prefer to win some kind of huge plaque

 

[Marxo]

We signed a new keeper called Tomasz
with more zed's in his name than comma's
he's an outstanding Pole
who's an expert in goal
ending our goalkeeping drama's

 

[Ninja Elephant]

By signing Kuszczak we filled a hole,
we've got a top number 1 in our goal,
our keepers were good,
as well be they should,
but now our defence feels more whole.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Tomasz Kuszczak is guarding our net
So I guess it's a very good bet
That a positive G.D.
Is what Gus wants to see -
And if not he'll be VERY upset.

 

[dorset gull]

'Tween the sticks we have now got a Pole
So for Ankers and Brez a new role
Only one of these henchmen
Can hope to be benchman
The other can go on the dole.

(inspired by Winker)

 

[Dougie]

I've entered this limerick about the pole ,
to win a phrase book with words needed to know ,
When he takes a goal kick ,
He'll get plenty of stick ,
I'll abuse him in polish from behind the goal !

 

[drew]

There was a goalkeeper called Kuszczak
In Utd reserves was on Prozak.
An idea, like a bulb did lit
he did a an immediate flit
And so to Brighton fans his signing is muzak.

 

[Guy Crouchback]

Just a reminder: today is the last day to submit your limericks,
and tomorrow the voting starts.

 

[WhingForPresident]

There was a young man named Tom,
In goal he did show great aplomb,
He keeps his sheets clean,
If you know what I mean,
Kuzszcak, our Polish sexbomb.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Tomas Kuszczak is guarding our net

So I guess it's a brilliant bet

That I'm getting it free

So wyslij mi CD *

And if not I'll be very upset.



* I think.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Or, to get it righter :

Tomasz Kuszczak pilnuje nasjej sieci
Wiec sadze ze to calkiem dobry zaklad,
Ze dostaje to zadarmo
Wiec wyslij mi CD
A jesli nie bede bardzo zdenerwowany !*


* possibly.

 

[Guy Crouchback]

wyslij mi CD *

* I think.

That's fluent Polish, with correct conjugation of the verb "wysyłać"!

I am immensely impressed

 

[Guy Crouchback]

Or, to get it righter :

Tomasz Kuszczak pilnuje nasjej sieci ... naszej siatki/bramki
Wiec sadze ze to calkiem dobry zaklad, ... perfect
Ze dostaje to zadarmo ... Że dostanę to za darmo
Wiec wyslij mi CD ... perfect
A jesli nie bede bardzo zdenerwowany !* ... perfect


* possibly.

It doesn't seem to rhyme but I applaud the effort